“And work your gold and silver thread,” pursued Benson, “up to your
wings, and when your head’s made, you fasten all.”
“But you never showed how your head’s made,” interrupted Williamson.
“The gentleman knows how a head’s made; any man can make a head, I
suppose: so, sir, you fasten all.”
“You’ll never get your head fast on that way, while the world stands,”
cried Williamson.
“Fast enough for all purposes; I’ll bet you a rump and dozen, captain:
and then, sir,--count, you divide your wings with a needle.”
“A pin’s point will do,” said Williamson.
The count, to reconcile matters, produced from an Indian cabinet,
which he had opened for Lady Dashfort’s inspection, a little basket
containing a variety of artificial flies of curious construction,
which, as he spread them on the table, made Williamson and Benson’s
eyes almost sparkle with delight. There was the _dun-fly_, for the
month of March; and the _stone-fly_, much in vogue for April; and the
_ruddy-fly_, of red wool, black silk, and red capon’s feathers.
Lord Colambre, whose head was in the burial-place of the Nugents,
wished them all at the bottom of the sea.
“And the _green-fly_, and the _moorish-fly_!” cried Benson, snatching
them up with transport; “and, chief, the _sad-yellow-fly_, in which
the fish delight in June; the _sad-yellow-fly_, made with the
buzzard’s wings, bound with black braked hemp, and the _shell-fly_,
for the middle of July, made of greenish wool, wrapped about with the
herle of a peacock’s tail, famous for creating excellent sport.” All
these and more were spread upon the table before the sportsmen’s
wondering eyes.
“Capital flies! capital, faith!” cried Williamson.
“Treasures, faith, real treasures, by G--!” cried Benson.
“Eh! ‘pon honour! re’lly now,” were the first words which Heathcock
had uttered since his battle with the goat.
“My dear Heathcock, are you alive still?” said Lady Dashfort: “I had
really forgotten your existence.”
So had Count O’Halloran, but he did not say so.
“Your ladyship has the advantage of me there,” said Heathcock,
stretching himself; “I wish I could forget my existence, for, in my
mind, existence is a horrible _bore_.”
“I thought you _was_ a sportsman,” said Williamson.
“Well, sir?”
“And a fisherman?”
“Well, sir?”
“Why look you there, sir,” pointing to the flies, “and tell a body
life’s a bore.”
“One can’t _always_ fish or shoot, I apprehend, sir,” said Heathcock.
“Not always--but sometimes,” said Williamson, laughing; “for I suspect
shrewdly you’ve forgot some of your sporting in Bond-street.”
“Eh! ‘pon honour! re’lly now!” said the colonel, retreating again
to his safe entrenchment of affectation, from which he never could
venture without imminent danger.
“‘Pon honour,” cried Lady Dashfort, “I can swear for Heathcock, that
I have eaten excellent hares and ducks of his shooting, which, to my
knowledge,” added she, in a loud whisper, “he bought in the market.”
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