“Such a look of virtuous indignation,” continued she, “did I never
behold on or off the stage. Forgive me for laughing, count; but,
believe me, comedy goes through the world better than tragedy, and,
take it all in all, does rather less mischief. As to the thing in
question, I know nothing about it; I dare say it is not true: but,
now, suppose it were--it is only a silly _quiz_ of a raw young officer
upon a prudish old dowager. I know nothing about it, for my part:
but, after all, what irreparable mischief has been done? Laugh at the
thing, and then it is a jest--a bad one, perhaps, but still only a
jest--and there’s an end of it: but take it seriously, and there is
no knowing where it might end--in this poor man’s being broke, and in
half a dozen duels, may be.”
“Of that, madam,” said the count, “Lady Oranmore’s prudence and
presence of mind have prevented all danger. Her ladyship _would_ not
understand the insult. She said, or she acted as if she said, ‘_Je ne
veux rien voir, rien écouter, rien savoir._’ Lady Oranmore is one of
the most respectable--”
“Count, I beg your pardon!” interrupted Lady Dashfort; “but I must
tell you, that your favourite, Lady Oranmore, has behaved very ill
to me; purposely omitted to invite Isabel to her ball; offended and
insulted me:--her praises, therefore, cannot be the most agreeable
subject of conversation you can choose for my amusement; and as to the
rest, you, who have such variety and so much politeness, will, I am
sure, have the goodness to indulge my caprice in this instance.”
“I shall obey your ladyship, and be silent, whatever pleasure it might
give me to speak on that subject,” said the count; “and I trust Lady
Dashfort will reward me by the assurance, that, however playfully she
may have just now spoken, she seriously disapproves, and is shocked.”
“Oh, shocked! shocked to death! if that will satisfy you, my dear
count.”
The count, obviously, was not satisfied: he had civil, as well as
military courage, and his sense of right and wrong could stand against
the raillery and ridicule of a fine lady.
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