Tales and Novels — Volume 07: Patronage [part 1]Edgeworth, Maria
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Tales and Novels — Volume 07: Patronage [part 1]
Edgeworth, Maria
England -- Social conditions -- 19th century -- Fiction
The commissioner set to work in earnest about the match he had in view
for John. Not one, but several fair visions flitted before the eye of
his politic mind. The Miss Chattertons--any one of whom would, he knew,
come readily within the terms prescribed, but then they had neither
fortune nor connexions. A relation of Lady Jane Granville’s--excellent
connexion, and reasonable fortune; but there all the decorum of regular
approaches and time would be necessary: luckily, a certain Miss Petcalf
was just arrived from India with a large fortune. The general, her
father, was anxious to introduce his daughter to the fashionable world,
and to marry her for connexion--fortune no object to him--delicacies he
would waive. The commissioner saw--counted--and decided--(there was
a brother Petcalf, too, who might do for Georgiana--but for that no
hurry)--John was asked by his father if he would like to be a major in a
year, and a lieutenant-colonel in two years?
To be sure he would--was he a fool?
Then he must be married in a fortnight.
John did not see how this conclusion followed immediately from the
premises, for John was not _quite_ a fool; so he answered “Indeed!” An
_indeed_ so unlike Lord Oldborough’s, that the commissioner, struck with
the contrast, could scarcely maintain the gravity the occasion required,
and he could only pronounce the words, “General Petcalf has a daughter.”
“Ay, Miss Petcalf--ay, he is a general; true--now I see it all: well,
I’m their man--I have no objection--But Miss Petcalf!--is not that the
Indian girl? Is not there a drop of black blood?--No, no, father,” cried
John, drawing himself up, “I’ll be d--d....”
“Hear me first, my own John,” cried his father, much and justly alarmed,
for this motion was the precursor of an obstinate fit, which, if John
took, perish father, mother, the whole human race, he could not be moved
from the settled purpose of his soul. “Hear me, my beloved John--for you
are a man of sense,” said his unblushing father: “do you think I’d have
a drop of black blood for my daughter-in-law, much less let my favourite
son--But there’s none--it is climate--all climate--as you may see by
only looking at Mrs. Governor Carneguy, how she figures every where; and
Miss Petcalf is nothing near so dark as Mrs. Carneguy, surely.”
“Surely,” said John.
“And her father, the general, gives her an Indian fortune to suit an
Indian complexion.”
“That’s good, at any rate,” quoth John.
“Yes, my dear major--yes, my lieutenant-colonel--to be sure that’s good.
So to secure the good the gods provide us, go you this minute, dress,
and away to your fair Indian! I’ll undertake the business with the
general.”
“But a fortnight, my dear father,” said John, looking into the glass:
“how can that be?”
“Look again, and tell me how it can _not_ be? Pray don’t put that
difficulty into Miss Petcalf’s head--into her heart I am sure it would
never come.”
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