_Mr. Carv._ Yet law is expensive, sir, even to me.
_O’Bla._ But ‘tis the best economy in the end; for when once you have
cast or non-shuted your man in the courts, ‘tis as good as winged him in
the field. And suppose you don’t get sixpence costs, and lose your cool
hundred by it, still it’s a great advantage; for you are let alone to
enjoy your own in pace and quiet ever after, which you could not do in
this county without it. But the love of the law has carried me away from
my business: the pint I wanted to consult you about is not a pint of
law; ‘tis another matter.
_Mr. Carv._ (_looking at his watch_) I must be at Bob’s Fort, to seal my
despatches for the castle. And there’s another thing I say of myself.
_O’Bla._ (_aside_) Remorseless agotist!
_Mr. Carv._ I don’t know how the people all have got such an idea of my
connexions at the castle, and my influence with his Excellency, that I
am worried with eternal applications: they expect I can make them all
gaugers or attorney-generals, I believe. How do they know I write to the
castle?
_O’Bla._ Oh! the post-office tells asy by the big sales (seals) to your
despatches--(_aside_)--which, I’ll engage, is all the castle ever, rades
of them, though Carver has his Excellency always in his mouth, God help
him!
_Mr. Carv._ Well, you wanted to consult me, Gerald?
_O’Bla._ And you’ll give me your advice, which will be conclusive, law,
and every thing to me. You know the McBrides--would they be safe?
_Mr. Carv._ Very safe, substantial people.
_O’Bla._ Then here’s the thing, Mr. Carver: as you recommend them, and
as they are friends of yours--I will confess to you that, though it
might not in pint of interest be a very prudent match, I am thinking
that Honor McBride is such a prudent girl, and Mrs. Carver has taken her
by the hand, so I’d wish to follow Mrs. Carver’s example for life, in
taking Honor by the hand for better for worse.
_Mr. Carv._ In my humble opinion you cannot do better; and I can tell
you a secret--Honor will have no contemptible fortune in that rank of
life.
_O’Bla._ Oh, fortune’s always contemptible in marriage.
_Mr. Carv._ Fortune! sir?
_O’Bla._ (_aside_) Overshot. (_Aloud_) In comparison with the patronage
and protection or countenance she’d have from you and your family, sir.
_Mr. Carv._ That you may depend upon, my good Gerald, as far as we can
go; but you know we are nothing.
_O’Bla._ Oh, I know you’re every thing--every thing on
earth--particularly with ould McBride; and you know how to speak so well
and iloquent, and I’m so tongue-tied and bashful on such an occasion.
_Mr. Carv._ Well, well, I’ll speak for you.
_O’Bla._ A thousand thanks down to the ground.
_Mr. Carv._ (_patting him on the back as he rises_) My _poor_ Gerald.
_O’Bla._ Then I am _poor_ Gerald in point of wit, I know; but you are
too good a friend to be calling me _poor_ to ould McBride--you can say
what I can’t say.
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