_Catty._ Then it’s plain them McBrides dare not be showing their faces,
or even their backs, in Ballynavogue. But sure all our Ballynascraw
boys, the Roonies, are in it as usual, I hope?
_Pat._ Oh, ma’am, there is plinty of Roonies. I marked Big Briny of
Cloon, and Ulick of Eliogarty, and little Charley of Killaspugbrone.
_Catty._ All _good_ men[1]--no better. Praise be where due.
[Footnote 1: men who fight well.]
_Pat._ And scarce a McBride I noticed. But the father and son--ould
Matthew, and flourishing Phil, was in it, with a new pair of boots and
the silver-hilted whip.
_Catty._ The spalpeen! turned into a buckeen, that would be a
squireen,--but can’t.
_Pat._ No, for the father pinches him.
_Catty._ That’s well--and that ould Matthew is as obstinate a neger as
ever famished his stomach. What’s he doing in Ballynavogue the day?
_Pat._ Standing he is there, in the fair-green with his score of fat
bullocks, that he has got to sell.
_Catty._ Fat bullocks! Them, I reckon, will go towards Honor McBride’s
portion, and a great fortin she’ll be for a poor man--but I covet none
of it for me or mine.
_Pat._ I’m sure of that, ma’am,--you would not demane yourself to the
likes.
_Catty._ Mark me, Pat Coxe, now--with all them fat bullocks at her back,
and with all them fresh roses in her cheeks--and I don’t say but she’s a
likely girl, if she wa’n’t a McBride; but with all that, and if she was
the best spinner in the three counties--and I don’t say but she’s good,
if she wa’n’t a McBride;--but was she the best of the best, and the
fairest of the fairest, and had she to boot the two stockings full of
gould, Honor McBride shall never be brought home, a daughter-in-law to
me! My pride’s up.
_Pat._ (_aside_) And I’m instructed to keep it up.--(_Aloud_) True for
ye, ma’am, and I wish that all had as much proper pride, as ought to be
having it.
_Catty._ There’s maning in your eye, Pat--give it tongue.
_Pat._ If you did not hear it, I suppose there’s no truth in it.
_Catty._ What?--which?
_Pat._ That your son Randal, Mrs. Rooney, is not of your way of thinking
about Honor McBride, may be’s.
_Catty._ Tut! No matter what way of thinking he is--a young slip of a
boy like him does not know what he’ll think to-morrow. He’s a good son
to me; and in regard to a wife, one girl will do him as well as another,
if he has any sinse--and I’ll find him a girl that will plase him, I’ll
engage.
_Pat._ May be so, ma’am--no fear: only boys do like to be plasing
themselves, by times--and I noticed something.
_Catty._ What did you notice?--till me, Pat, dear, quick.
_Pat._ No--‘tis bad to be meddling and remarking to get myself ill-will;
so I’ll keep myself to myself: for Randal’s ready enough with his hand
as you with the tongue--no offence, Mrs. Rooney, ma’am.
_Catty._ Niver fear--only till me the truth, Pat, dear.
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