_O’Bla._ Then I wonder that ould Matthew McBride is not here yet. But
is not this Pat Coxe coming up yonder? Ay. Well, Pat, what success with
Catty?
_Enter PAT COXE, panting._
Take breath, man alive--What of Catty?
_Pat._ Catty! Oh, murder! No time to be talking of Catty now! Sure the
shupervizor’s come to town.
_O’Bla._ Blood!--and the malt that has not paid duty in the cellar! Run,
for your life, to the back-yard, give a whistle to call all the boys
that’s ricking o’ the turf, away with ‘em to the cellar, out with every
sack of malt that’s in it, through the back-yard, throw all into the
middle of the turf-stack, and in the wink of an eye build up the rick
over all, snoog (snug).
_Pat._ I’ll engage we’ll have it done in a crack. [_Exit PAT._
_O’Bla._ (_calling after him_) Pat! Pat Coxe! man!
_Re-enter PAT._
_O’Bla._ Would there be any fear of any o’ the boys _informin_?
_Pat._ Sooner cut their ears off! [_Exit PAT._
_Enter Old McBRIDE, at the opposite side._
_Old McB._ (_speaking in a slow, drawling brogue_) Would Mr. Gerald
O’Blaney, the counsellor, be within?
_O’Bla._ (_quick brogue_) Oh, my best friend, Matthew McBride, is it
you, dear? Then here’s Gerald O’Blaney, always at your sarvice. But
shake hands; for of all men in Ireland, you are the man I was aching to
lay my eyes on. And in the fair did ye happen to meet Carver of Bob’s
Fort?
_Old McB._ (_speaking very slowly_) Ay. did I--and he was a-talking
to me, and I was a-talking to him--and he’s a very good gentleman, Mr.
Carver of Bob’s Fort--so he is--and a gentleman that knows how things
should be; and he has been giving of me, Mr. O’Blaney, a great account
of you, and how you’re thriving in the world--and so as that.
_O’Bla._ Nobody should know that better than Mr. Carver of Bob’s
Fort--he knows all my affairs. He is an undeniable honest gentleman, for
whom I profess the highest regard.
_Old McB._ Why then he has a great opinion of you too, counsellor--for
he has been advising of, and telling of me, O’Blaney, of your proposhal,
sir--and very sinsible I am of the honour done by you to our family,
sir--and condescension to the likes of us--though, to be sure, Honor
McBride, though she is my daughter, is a match for any man.
_O’Bla._ Is a match for a prince--a Prince Ragent even. So no more about
condescension, my good Matthew, for love livels all distinctions.
_Old McB._ That’s very pretty of you to say so, sir; and I’ll repeat it
to Honor.
_O’Bla._ Cupid is the great liveller, after all, and the only democrat
Daity on earth I’d bow to--for I know you are no democrat, Mr. McBride,
but quite and clane the contrary way.
_Old McB._ Quite and clane and stiff, I thank my God; and I’m glad, in
spite of the vowel before your name, Mr. O’Blaney, to hear you are of
the same kidney.
_O’Bla._ I’m happy to find myself agreeable to you, sir.
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