_Catty._ There he stands--now, Pat, you must stand or fall--will you
swear to what you said? (_Old McBRIDE and PHIL approach PAT._)
_Mr. Carv._ This is not the point before me; but, however, I waive that
objection.
_Randal._ Oh! mother, don’t put him to his oath, lest he’d perjure
himself.
_Pat._ I’ll swear: do you think I’d be making a liar of myself?
_Honor._ Father--Phil dear--hear me one word!
_Randal._ Hear her--oh! hear her--go to her.
_Honor._ (_in a low voice_) Would you ask at what time it was he
pretends I was taking the ring and all that?
_Old McB._ Plase your honour, would you ask the rascal what time?
_Mr. Carv._ Don’t call him rascal, sir--no _rascals_ in my presence.
What time did you see Honor McBride behind the chapel, Pat Coxe?
_Pat._ As the clock struck twelve--I mind--by the same token the
workmen’s bell rang as usual! that same time, just as I seen Mr. Randal
there putting the ring on her finger, and I said, “_There’s the bell
ringing for a wedding_,” says I.
_Mr. Carv._ To whom did you say that, sir?
_Pat._ To myself, plase your honour--I’ll tell you the truth.
_Honor._ Truth! That time the clock struck twelve and the bell rang, I
was happily here in this house, sir.
_Honor._ If I might take the liberty to call one could do me justice.
_Mr. Carv._ No liberty in justice--speak out.
_Honor._ If I might trouble Mrs. Carver herself?
_Mr. Carv._ Mrs. Carver will think it no trouble (_rising with dignity_)
to do justice, for she has been the wife to one of his majesty’s
justices of the peace for many years.
[_Sends a servant for Mrs. CARVER._
_Mr. Carv._ Mrs. Carver, my dear, I must summon you to appear in open
court, at the suit or prayer of Honor McBride.
_Enter Mrs. CARVER, who is followed by Miss BLOOMSBURY, on tiptoe._
_Mrs. Carv._ Willingly.
_Mr. Carv._ The case lies in a nutshell, my dear: there is a man who
swears that Honor McBride was behind the chapel, with Randal Rooney
putting a ring on her finger, when the clock struck twelve, and our
workmen’s bell rang this morning. Honor avers she was at Bob’s Fort with
you: now as she could not be, like a bird, in two places at once--was
she with you?
_Mrs. Carv._ Honor McBride was with me when the workmen’s bell rang,
and when the clock struck twelve, this day--she stayed with me till two
o’clock.
[_All the ROONIES, except CATTY, exclaim--_
Oh, no going beyond the lady’s word!
_Mrs. Carv._ And I think it but justice to add, that Honor McBride has
this day given me such proofs of her being a good girl, a good daughter,
and a good sister, that she has secured my good opinion and good wishes
for life.
_Mr. Carv._ And mine in consequence.
_Bloom._ And mine of course. [_HONOR curtsies._
[_Old McBRIDE bows very low to Mr. CARVER, and again to Mrs. CARVER.
PHIL bows to Mr. and Mrs. CARVER, and to Miss BLOOMSBURY._
_Old McB._ Where are you now, Catty?--and you, Pat, ye unfortinate liar?
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