_Christy._ Fifty guineas in gold!--Don’t part with a guinea of them,
man, put ‘em up again. You shall have the new inn without a word
more, and into the bargain my good-will and my daughter--and you’re a
jantleman, and can’t say _no_ to that, any way.
_Gilb._ Yes, but I can though: since you drive me to the wall, I must
say no, and I do say no. And, dang it, I would have been hanged almost
as soon as say so much to a father. I beg your pardon, sir, but my heart
is given to another. Good evening to you.
_Christy._ (_holding him as he attempts to go_) Take it coolly, and
listen to me, and tell me--was you ever married before, Mr. Gilbert?
_Gilb._ Never.
_Christy._ Then I was--and I can tell you that I found to my cost,
love was all in all with me before I was married, and after I had been
married a twel’-month, money was all in all with me; for I had the
wife, and I had not the money, and without the money, the wife must have
starved.
_Gilb._ But I can work, sir, and will, head, hands, and heart, for the
woman I love.
_Christy._ Asy said--hard done. Mabel Larken is a very pretty girl. But
wait till I tell you what Kit Monaghan said to me yesterday. I’m
going to be married, sir, says he to me. Ay, so you mintioned to me a
fortnight ago, Kit, says I--to Rose Dermod, isn’t it? says I. Not at
all, sir, says he--it is to Peggy McGrath, this time. And what quarrel
had you to Rose Dermod? says I. None in life, sir, says he; but Peggy
McGrath had two cows, and Rose Dermod had but the one, and in my mind
there is not the differ of a cow betwix’ one woman and another. Do you
understand me now, Mr. Gilbert?
_Gilb._ Sir, we shall never understand one another--pray let me go,
before I get into a passion.
[_Breaks from CHRISTY, and exit._
_Christy._ Hollo! Hollo! Mr. Gilbert! (_GILBERT returns._) One word more
about the new inn. I’ve done about Florry; and, upon my conscience, I
believe you’re right enough--only that I’m her father, and in duty bound
to push her as well as I can.
_Gilb._ Well, sir, about the inn: be at a word with me; for I’m not in a
humour to be trifled with.
_Mr. H._ (_aside_) Fire beneath snow! who’d ha’ thought it?
_Christy._ Then, if it was sixty guineas instead of fifty, I’d take it,
and you should have my bargain of the inn.
_Mr. H._ (_aside_) I’ll not say my word until I see what the bottom of
the men are.
_Gilb._ (_aside_) Why, to make up sixty, I must sell my watch even; but
I’ll do it--any thing to please Mabel. (_Aloud_) Well, sixty guineas, if
you won’t give it for less.
_Christy._ Done! (_Eagerly._)
_Mr. H._ Stay, stay, Mr. Gilbert! Have a care, Mr. Gallagher!--the lady
might not be well pleased at your handing over her written promise,
Mr. Gallagher--wait a wee bit. Don’t conclude this bargain till you are
before the lady at the castle.
_Gilb._ So best--no doubt.
_Christy._ All one to me--so I pocket the sixty.
_Mr. H._ (_aside to GILBERT_) Come off.
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