“She is guilty, but penitent; she suffers and must suffer. Her mistress
refuses ever to see her more. She is abandoned by all her family, all
her friends; she must quit her country--sails to-morrow in the vessel
which was to have taken us to America--and carries with her, in her
own feelings, her worst punishment--a punishment which it is not in our
power to remit, but it is in our power to mitigate her sufferings--I can
provide her with an asylum for the remainder of her miserable old age;
and you, my son, before she goes from happy England, see her and forgive
her. ‘It is the glory of a man to pass by an offence.’ Let us see and
forgive this woman. How can we better celebrate our joy--how can we
better fill the measure of our happiness, than by the forgiveness of our
enemies?”
“By Jupiter Ammon,” cried my father, “none but a good Christian could do
this!”
“And why,” said Berenice, laying her hand gently on my father’s arm,
“and why not a good Jew?”
END OF HARRINGTON.
THOUGHTS ON BORES.
A bore is a biped, but not always unplumed. There be of both kinds;--the
female frequently plumed, the _male-military_ plumed, helmed, or
crested, and whisker-faced, hairy, _Dandy bore_, ditto, ditto,
ditto.--There are bores unplumed, capped, or hatted, curled or uncurled,
bearded and beardless.
The _bore_ is not a ruminating animal,--carnivorous, not
sagacious--prosing--long-winded--tenacious of life, though not
vivacious. The bore is good for promoting sleep; but though he causeth
sleep in others, it is uncertain whether he ever sleeps himself; as few
can keep awake in his company long enough to see. It is supposed that
when he sleeps it is with his mouth open.
The bore is usually considered a harmless creature, or of that class of
irrational bipeds who hurt only themselves. To such, however, I would
not advise trusting too much. The bore is harmless, no doubt, as long
as you listen to him; but disregarded, or stopped in mid-career, he will
turn upon you. It is a fatal, if not a vulgar error, to presume that the
bore belongs to that class of animals that have no gall; of which Pliny
gives a list (much disputed by Sir Thomas Browne and others). That
bores have gall, many have proved to their cost, as some now living,
peradventure, can attest. The milk of human kindness is said to abound
naturally in certain of the gentler bore kind; but it is apt to grow
sour if the animal be crossed--not in love, but in talk. Though I cannot
admit to a certainty that all bores have not gall, yet assuredly they
have no tact, and they are one and all deficient in sympathy.
A bore is a heavy animal, and his weight has this peculiarity, that
it increases every moment he stays near you. The French describe this
property in one word, which, though French, I may be permitted to quote,
because untranslatable, _il s’appesantit_--Touch and go, it is not in
the nature of a bore to do--whatever he touches turns to lead.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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