_The conversazione blue_, or _bureau d’esprit blue_. It is remarkable
that in order to designate this order we are obliged to borrow from
two foreign languages.--a proof that it is not natural to England; but
numbers of this order have been seen of late years, chiefly in London
and Bath, during the season. The _bureau d’esprit_, or _conversazione
blue_, is a most hard-working creature--the servant of the servants of
the public.--If a dinner-giving blue (and none others succeed well or
long), Champagne and ice and the best of fish are indispensable. She may
then be at home once a week in the evening, with a chance of having her
house fuller than it can hold, of all the would-be wits and three or
four of the leaders of London. Very thankful she must be for the honour
of their company. She had need to have all the superlatives, in and out
of the English language, at her tongue’s end; and when she has exhausted
these, then she must invent new. She must have tones of admiration, and
looks of ecstasy, for every occasion. At reading parties,--especially
at her own house, she must cry--“charming!”--“delightful!” “quite
original!” in the right places even in her sleep.--Awake or asleep she
must read every thing that comes out that has a name, or she must talk
as if she had--at her peril--to the authors themselves,--the irritable
race!--She must know more especially every article in the Edinburgh and
Quarterly Reviews; and at her peril too, must talk of these so as not
to commit herself, so as to please the reviewer abusing, and the author
abused; she must keep the peace between rival wits;--she must swallow
her own vanity--many fail in this last attempt--choke publicly, and give
it up.
I am sorry that so much has been said about the blues; sorry I mean
that such a hue and cry has been raised against them all, good, bad, and
indifferent. John Bull would have settled it best in his quiet way by
just letting them alone, leaving the disagreeable ones to die off in
single blessedness. But people got about John, and made him set up one
of his “_No popery_” cries; and when becomes to that pitch be loses his
senses and his common sense completely. “_No blues!_” “Down with the
blues!”--now what good has all that done? only made the matter ten times
worse. In consequence of this universal hubbub a new order of things has
arisen.
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