While Sir Ulick is drinking his cup of cold coffee, we may look back
a little into his family history. To go no farther than his legitimate
loves, he had successively won three wives, who had each, in her turn,
been desperately enamoured: the first he loved, and married imprudently
for love, at seventeen; the second he admired, and married prudently,
for ambition, at thirty; the third he hated, but married, from
necessity, for money, at five-and-forty. The first wife, Miss Annaly,
after ten years’ martyrdom of the heart, sank, childless,--a victim,
it was said, to love and jealousy. The second wife, Lady Theodosia,
struggled stoutly for power, backed by strong and high connexions;
having, moreover, the advantage of being a mother, and mother of an only
son and heir, the representative of a father in whom ambition had,
by this time, become the ruling passion: the Lady Theodosia stood her
ground, wrangling and wrestling through a fourteen years’ wedlock, till
at last, to Sir Ulick’s great relief, not to say joy, her ladyship was
carried off by a bad fever, or a worse apothecary. His present lady,
formerly Mrs. Scraggs, a London widow of very large fortune, happened to
see Sir Ulick when he went to present some address, or settle some point
between the English and Irish government:--he was in deep mourning at
the time, and the widow pitied him very much. But she was not the sort
of woman he would ever have suspected could like him--she was a strict
pattern lady, severe on the times, and, not unfrequently, lecturing
young men gratis. Now Sir Ulick O’Shane was a sinner; how then could
he please a saint? He did, however--but the saint did not please
him--though she set to work for the good of his soul, and in her own
person relaxed, to please his taste, even to the wearing of rouge
and pearl-powder, and false hair, and false eyebrows, and all the
falsifications which the _setters-up_ could furnish. But after she had
purchased all of youth which age can purchase for money, it would
not do. The Widow Scraggs might, with her “lack lustre” eyes, have
speculated for ever in vain upon Sir Ulick, but that, fortunately for
her passion, at one and the same time, the Irish ministry were turned
out, and an Irish canal burst. Sir Ulick losing his place by the change
of ministry, and one half of his fortune by the canal, in which it had
been sunk; and having spent in unsubstantial schemes and splendid living
more than the other half; now, in desperate misery, laid hold of the
Widow Scraggs. After a nine days’ courtship she became a bride, and she
and her plum in the stocks--but not her messuage, house, and lands, in
Kent--became the property of Sir Ulick O’Shane. “Love was then lord of
all” with her, and she was now to accompany Sir Ulick to Ireland. Late
in life she was carried to a new country, and set down among a people
whom she had all her previous days been taught to hold in contempt or
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