“Passionate! true; that is Moriarty you are thinking of; and I grant
you, that had like to have been a sad job--you had a squeak for your
life there, and I pitied you as if it had been myself; for I know what
it is after one of them blind rages is over, and one opens one’s eyes
on the wrong one has done--and then such a cursed feel to be penitent in
vain--for that sets no bones. You were blind drunk that night, and that
was my fault; but my late vow has prevented the future, and Moriarty’s
better in the world than ever he was.”
“Thanks to your goodness, sir.” “Oh! I wasn’t thinking of my
goodness--little enough that same; but to ease your conscience, it was
certainly the luckiest turn ever happened him the shot he got, and so he
says himself. Never think of that more in the way of penitence.”
“In the way of reformation though, I hope, I shall all my life,” said
Harry. “One comfort--I have never been in a passion since.”
“But, then, a rasonable passion’s allowable: I wouldn’t give a farthing
for a man that couldn’t be in a passion on a proper occasion. I’m
passionate myself, rasonably passionate, and I like myself the better
for it.”
“I thought you said just now you often repented.”
“Oh! never mind what I said _just now_--mind what I’m saying now. Isn’t
a red heat that you can see, and that warms you, better than a white
heat that blinds you? I’d rather a man would knock me down than stand
smiling at me, as cousin Ulick did just now, when I know he could have
kilt me; he is not passionate--he has the command of himself--every
feature under the courtier’s regimen of hypocrisy. Harry Ormond, don’t
set about to cure yourself of your natural passions--why, this is rank
methodism, all!”
“Methodism, sir?”
“_Methodism_, sir!--don’t contradict or repeat me--methodism, that the
woman has brought you to the brink of, and I warn you from it! I did not
know till now that your Lady Annaly was such a methodist--no methodist
shall ever darken my doors, or lighten them either, with their _new_
lights. New lights! new nonsense!--for man, woman, or beast. But enough
of this, and too much, Harry. Prince Harry, pull that bell a dozen times
for me this minute, till they bring out my old horse.”
Before it was possible that any one could have come up stairs, the
impatient monarch, pointing with his crutch, added, “Run to the head of
the stairs, Prince Harry dear, and call and screech to them to make no
delay; and I want you out with me; so get your horse, Harry.”
“But, sir--is it possible--are you able?”
“I am able, sir, possible or not,” cried King Corny, starting up on
his crutches. “Don’t stand talking to me of possibilities, when ‘tis a
friend I am going to serve, and that friend as dear as yourself. Aren’t
you at the head of the stairs yet? Must I go and fall down them myself?”
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