The fan was my mother’s, and she was forced to be much obliged. Lady de
Brantefield, still painfully holding back, did not resume her position
till some seconds had elapsed after Mrs. Coates had withdrawn her fat
bust--till it might be supposed that the danger of coming into contact
with her was fairly over. My mother, after a decent interval, asked me
if it were possible to move to some place where they could have more
air, as the crowd was increasing. Lord Mowbray and I made way for her
to a seat by an open window; but the persevering Mrs. Coates followed,
talking about the famous elbows of Mr. Peter Coates, on whose arm she
leaned. “When Peter chooses, there’s not a man in Lon’on knows the use
of his elbows better, and if we’d had him, Mr. Harrington, with us at
the play, the other night, we should not have given you so much trouble
with Miss Montenero, getting her out.”
Lord Mowbray, amused by my look of suffering, could not refrain
from diverting himself further by asking a question or two about the
Monteneros. It was soon apparent, from the manner in which Mrs. Coates
answered, that she was not as well pleased with them as formerly.
It was her maxim, she said, to speak of the bridge as she went over it;
and for her part, if she was to give her verdict, she couldn’t but
say Miss Montenero--for they weren’t on terms to call her Miss Berry
now--was a little incomprehensible sometimes.
A look of surprise from Lord Mowbray, without giving himself the trouble
to articulate, was quite sufficient to make the lady go on.
“Why, if it concerned any gentleman” (glancing her ill-bred eye upon
me), “if any gentleman was thinking of looking that way, it might be
of use to him to know the land. Miss Montenero, then, if truth must be
told, is a little touchy on the Jewish chapter.”
Lord Mowbray urged Mrs. Coates on with “How, for instance?” “Oh, how!
why, my lord, a hundred times I’ve hurt her to the quick. One can’t
always be thinking of people’s different persuasions you know--and if
one asked a question, just for information’s sake, or made a natural
remark, as I did t’other day, Queeney, you know, just about Jew
butchers, and pigeons--‘It’s a pity,’ said I, ‘that Jews must always
have Jew butchers, Miss Berry, and that there is so many things they
can’t touch: one can’t have pigeons nor hares at one’s table,’ said I,
thinking only of my second course; ‘as to pork, Henny,’ says I, ‘that’s
a coarse butcher’s meat, which I don’t regret, nor the alderman, a
pinch o’ snuff’--now, you know, I thought that was kind of me; but Miss
Montenero took it all the wrong way, quite to heart so, you’ve no idear!
After all, she may say what she pleases, but it’s my notion the Jews is
both a very unsocial and a very revengeful people; for, do you know, my
lord, they wouldn’t dine with us next day, though the alderman called
himself.”
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