The analysis he made of every mind was really perfect--in one respect, not a grain of bad but was separated from the good, and held up clean and clear to public view. And as an anatomist he showed such knowledge both of the brain and of the heart, such an admirable acquaintance with all their diseases and handled the probe and the scalpel so well, with such a practised hand! “Well, really this is comfortable,” said Lord Davenant, throwing himself back in his arm-chair--“True English comfort, to sit at ease and see all one’s friends so well dissected! Happy to feel that it is our duty to our neighbour to see him well cut up--ably anatomised for the good of society; and when I depart--when my time comes--as come it must, nobody is to touch me but Professor Churchill. It will be a satisfaction to know that I shall be carved as a dish fit for gods, not hewed as a carcase for hounds. So now remember, Cecilia, I call on you to witness--I hereby, being of sound mind and body, leave and bequeath my character, with all my defects and deficiencies whatsoever, and all and any singular curious diseases of the mind, of which I may die possessed, wishing the same many for his sake,--to my good friend Doctor Horace Churchill, professor of moral, philosophic, and scandalous anatomy, to be by him dissected at his good pleasure for the benefit of society.” “Many thanks, my good lord; and I accept your legacy for the honour--not the value of the gift, which every body must be sensible is nothing,” said Churchill, with a polite bow--“absolutely nothing. I shall never be able to make anything of it.” “Try--try, my dear friend,” answered Lord Davenant. “Try, don’t be modest.” “That would be difficult when so distinguished,” said Beauclerc, with an admirable look of proud humility. “Distinguished Mr. Horace Churchill assuredly is,” said Lady Davenant, looking at him from behind her newspaper. “Distinguished above all his many competitors in this age of scandal; he has really raised the art to the dignity of a science. Satire, scandal, and gossip, now hand-in-hand--the three new graces: all on the same elevated rank--three, formerly considered as so different, and the last left to our inferior sex, but now, surely, to be a male gossip is no reproach.” “O, Lady Davenant!--male gossip--what an expression!” “What a reality!” “Male gossip!--‘_Tombe sur moi le ciel!_’” cried Churchill. “‘_Pourvu que je me venge_,’ always understood,” pursued Lady Davenant; “but why be so afraid of the imputation of gossiping, Mr. Churchill? It is quite fashionable, and if so, quite respectable, you know, and in your style quite grand. “And gossiping wonders at being so fine--