Tales and Novels — Volume 10: HelenEdgeworth, Maria
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Tales and Novels — Volume 10: Helen
Edgeworth, Maria
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
“True, true,” said Churchill, with a solemn, pathetic shake of the
head. “Gentlemen and noblemen should consider before they make these low
matches to save their studs, or their souls, or their entailed estates.
Whatever be the necessity, there can be no apology for outraging all
_bienséance_. Necessity has no law, but it should have some decency.
Think of, bringing upon a foolish elder brother--But we won’t be
personal.”
“No, don’t pray, Horace,” said Lady Cecilia, moving on. “But think,
only think, my dear Lady Cecilia; think what it must be to be
‘_How-d’ye-doed_,’ and to be ‘dear sistered’ by such bodies as these in
public.”
“Sad! sad!” said Lady Cecilia.
“The old French nobility,” continued Churchill, “used to call these low
money-matches, ‘mettre du fumier sur nos terres.’”
“Dirty work at best,” said Lady Cecilia.
“But still,” said Horace, “it might be done with decency if not with
majesty.”
“But in the midst of all this,” said Lady Cecilia, “I want some ice very
much for myself, and for Helen more.”
“I have a notion we shall find some here,” replied he, “if you will come
on this way--in this _sanctum sanctorum_ of Lady Katrine’s.”
He led them on to a little inner apartment, where, as he said, Lady
Katrine Hawksby and her set do always scandal take, and sometimes
tea.--“Tea and punch,” continued he, “you know, in London now is quite
_à la Française_, and it is astonishing to me, who am but a man, what
strong punch ladies can take.”
“Only when it is iced,” said Lady Cecilia, smiling.
“Be it so,” said he,--“very refreshing ice, and more refreshing scandal,
and here we have both in perfection. Scandal, hot and hot, and ice, cold
and cold.”
By this time they had reached the entrance to what he called Lady
Katrine’s _sanctum sanctorum_, where she had gathered round the iced
punch and tea-table a select party, whom she had drawn together with the
promise of the other half of a half-published report,--a report in which
“_I promessi Sposi_” and “_La belle fiancée_” were implicated!
“Stop here one moment,” cried Churchill, “one moment longer. Let us see
before we are seen. Look in, look in pray, at this group. Lady Katrine
herself on the sofa, finger up--holding forth; and the deaf old woman
stretching forward to hear, while the other, with the untasted punch,
sits suspended in curiosity. ‘What can it be?’ she says, or seems to
say. Now, now, see the pretty one’s hands and eyes uplifted, and the
ugly one, with that look of horror, is exclaiming, ‘You don’t say so, my
dear Lady Katrine!’ Admirable creatures! Cant and scandal personified! I
wish Wilkie were here--worth any money to him.”
“And he should call it ‘The scandal party,’” said Lady Cecilia. “He told
me he never could venture upon a subject unless he could give it a good
name.”
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