correct as his residence. It consisted, in the first place, of a French
cook, with whose sauces Arthur de Mellay had repeatedly expressed his
willingness to eat a fragment of his father; which offer--considering
the worthy count had been a guardsman in the time of Louis XVI., and,
consequently, was neither young nor tender--was certainly a high
testimonial to the merits of sauce and cook. Then came an Italian
valet, quite as skilful a personage in his way as the professor of
gastronomic science--speaking three or four languages, accumulating
in his own individuality the knowledge and acquirements of a legion of
hair-dressers, tailors, perfumers, and the like--thoroughly versed in
the arcana of the toilet, a secretary in case of need, and a perfect
Mercury in matters of intrigue. The third person of Steinfeld's
household, the last, and also by much the least--physically speaking,
that is to say, but by no means in his own estimation--was one of those
miniature tigers (copied from the English, and essential appendages
to the establishment of a Paris lion), who look as if they had been
subjected to that curious Chinese process by which lofty shrubs and
forest trees are stunted to dimensions that permit the plantation of a
grove in a flower-pot--wizen-faced, top-booted abortions, uniting the
mischief and the proportions of a monkey, and frightfully precocious in
every species of villany. The house also contained, during the day, an
old Frenchwoman, of a species indigenous and confined to Paris--the
patient butt of the cook's ill-humours and of the groom's pranks, with
bearded chin and slipshod feet, and willing for any sort of dirty work,
from the scouring of a kettle to the administration of the remedy
renowned in French pharmacy.
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