New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Short stories; Theater -- Fiction
This view of him was eventually accepted by every one who came to know
him, and he was made the object of a good deal of gentle chaffing.
He earned probably $15 or $20 at space rates, a lamentably small amount
for so intellectual looking a man, but a very large amount considering
the quality of work turned out by him.
Doubtless he would not have made nearly so much had not the managing
editor whispered something in the ears of the assistant editor-in-chief,
whose duty it was to judge of the acceptability of editorial matter
offered, the editor of the Sunday's supplement, and other members of
the staff who might have occasion to “turn down” the new man's
contributions, or to wink at the deficiencies in his work.
One day Whiskers, with many apologies and much embarrassment, asked
the exchange editor to lend him a quarter, which request having been
complied with, he put on his much rubbed high hat and hurried from the
room.
“It's funny the old man's hard up so soon,” the exchange editor said
to the editorial writer at the next desk, “It's only two days since
pay-day.”
“Where does he sink his money?” asked the editorial writer. “His
sleeping-room costs him only $3 a week, and, eating the way he does, at
the cheapest hash-houses, his whole expenses can't be more than $8. No
one ever sees him spend a cent. He must sink it away in a bank.”
“Hasn't he any relatives?”
“He never spoke of any, and he lives alone. Wotherspoon, who lodges
where he does, says no one ever comes to see him.”
“He certainly doesn't spend money on clothes.”
“No; and he never drinks at his own expense.”
“He's probably leading a double life,” said the exchange editor,
jestingly, as he plunged his scissors into a Western paper, to cut out a
poem by James Whitcomb Riley.
Without making many acquaintances, Whiskers, by reason of his hirsute
peculiarity, became known throughout the building, from the business
office on the ground floor to the composing-room on the top. When he
went into the latter one day and passed down the long aisle between the
long row of cases and type-setting machines, with a corrected proof
in his hand, a certain printer, who was “setting” up a clothing-house
advertisement, could not resist the temptation to give labial imitation
of the blowing of wind. The bygone joke concerning whiskers and the wind
was then current, and a score of compositors took up the whistle, so
that all varieties of breeze were soon being simulated simultaneously.
Whiskers coloured sightly, but, save a dignified straightening of his
shoulders, he showed no other sign that he was conscious of the rude
allusion to his copious beard.
Whiskers chose Tuesday for his day off.
It was on a certain Tuesday evening that one of the reporters came into
the exchange editor's room and casually remarked:
“I saw your anti-shaving friend, who sits at that desk, riding out to
the suburbs on a car to-day. He was all crushed up and carried a bouquet
of roses.”
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