New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Short stories; Theater -- Fiction
“I haven't time to talk to you now, Pop. Besides, I've made up my mind
not to go into the gold business. You see, I'm rich enough already. Good
day.”
Thereafter Pop lay in wait for Mr. Monroe daily, but the superintendent
always avoided him. Pop neglected to earn his living and spent his
time going about town with his basket of clods in search of the
superintendent. Finally being openly ignored by Mr. Monroe when the two
met face to face, Pop became angry and took his secret to a jeweller
on Main Street. The jeweller laughed and told Pop that the gold in the
basket must be worth at least a thousand dollars, but he was not in a
position to buy crude gold. Then the jeweller made known to many that
Pop Thornberry was crazy over some lumps of mud and mica that he mistook
for gold.
After that, people would stop Pop on the street and say:
“Let's see a piece of the gold in your basket.”
Pop, astonished that his secret was out, but somewhat proud at being
thought the possessor of a treasure, would hesitate and then comply.
The small boys soon recognized in Pop's delusion a new means of fun.
Observing the solicitude with which he watched his clod while out of his
own hands, they would innocently ask for a glimpse into his basket. This
granted, they would grasp a piece of his treasure and run away, greatly
annoying the old man, who was in a state of keen distress until he
recovered the abstracted clod. These affairs between Pop and the
boys were of hourly recurrence. They diverted barroom loungers and
passers-by.
Pop called on one local capitalist after another, seeking one who would
buy his gold or aid into preparing it for the market. All laughed at
his delusion, deeming it harmless, and all gave him good reason for not
accepting his offer of business partnership. So he went from the bank
president to the baker, from the member of congress for whom he had
voted to the barber, from the hotel proprietor to the bartender. The
negroes of the town, feeling that their race was humiliated in Pop,
began to hold aloof from him. No serious-minded person who learned of
his delusion gave it a second thought.
“Say Pop, where do you get this gold, anyhow?” asked a tobacco-chewing
gamin at the railroad station one day.
“Dat's my business,” replied Thornberry, with some dignity.
“Oh,” said his questioner, “I know. Tobe McStenger followed you out the
other day and saw where you got it. He'd a brung some in hisself, but it
wasn't on his property.”
“Yes, Pop, you better look out,” put in a telegraph operator, “or you'll
be taken up for trespassing. 'Tisn't your land, you know, where you find
your gold.”
There was no truth in the assertion of the gamin. No one had taken the
trouble to follow Pop in his semiweekly excursions to the barren field.
But the old man knew that the field was not his. A ludicrous expression
of overwhelming fright came over his face.
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