Tales from the German, Comprising specimens from the most celebrated authors
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Tales from the German, Comprising specimens from the most celebrated authors
German fiction -- Translations into English; Short stories
As soon, therefore, as the morning had dawned, and the streets became
animated, he entered a church and performed his devotions; thence he
proceeded on his way. The duke (the sovereign of the country) was a
notorious _gourmand_, who kept a good table, and sought cooks in all
parts of the world. To his palace the dwarf went. When he arrived at
the outer gate the porter asked his errand, and began to crack his
jokes on him; when he asked for the chief cook they laughed and led him
through the inner courts, and wherever he went the servants stood
still, looked at him, laughed heartily, and followed him, so that in a
short time a great posse of menials of all descriptions crowded up the
steps of the palace. The grooms threw away their curry-combs, the
running footmen ran with all their might, the carpet-spreaders ceased
beating their carpets, all crowded and thronged around him, as if the
enemy was at the gates, and the shouts of “A dwarf, a dwarf! have you
seen the dwarf?” filled the air.
At this moment the steward of the palace, with a furious countenance
and a large whip in his hand, made his appearance at the door, crying,
“For Heaven’s sake, ye hounds, what is all this uproar for? Do you not
know that our gracious master is still asleep?” At the same time he
flourished his whip, laying it rather roughly about the backs of some
grooms and porters.
“Why sir,” they all cried, “don’t you see that we are bringing a dwarf,
such a dwarf as you never saw?” The steward suppressed, though with
difficulty, a loud laugh, when he got sight of the little man, for he
was afraid that laughter would derogate from his dignity. He therefore
drove them all away with his whip except the dwarf, whom he led into
the house and asked what he wanted. Hearing that the little man wished
to see the master of the kitchen, he replied, “You make a mistake, my
little son; I suppose you want to see me, the steward of the palace, do
you not? You wish to become dwarf to the duke, is it not so?”
“No, sir,” replied the dwarf, “I am a clever cook and skilled in the
preparation of all sorts of choice meats; be so kind as to bring me to
the master of the kitchen, perhaps he may be in want of my skill.”
“Every one according to his wish, my little man; but you are an
inconsiderate youth. To the kitchen! why, as the duke’s dwarf you
would have nothing to do and plenty to eat and drink to your heart’s
desire, and fine clothes into the bargain. But we shall see; your
skill in the culinary art will hardly be such as a cook to the duke is
required to possess, and you are too good for a scullion.” As he said
the last words he took the dwarf by the hand and conducted him to the
apartments of the master of the kitchen.
On arriving there the dwarf said, with so deep a bow that his nose
touched the floor, “Gracious, sir, are you in want of a skilful cook?”
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