And she thought, for a farmer, he seemed very gentle; he also thought
she was very superior, for a servant; and, as he was his own master, he
had a right to think as he liked. Truth to tell, I think she was
beginning to feel kindly towards the gentle farmer.
“So thou art not afraid of me, Martha?”
“Oh no,” she said again; still, nevertheless wishing Nancy to return.
“I promise thee, Martha, I will be a kind master--a better master thou
shalt not wish for.”
“And I promise thee, master, I shall be a bad servant--a worse servant
thou wilt never wish to be rid of. The honest truth and the plain truth
is, I’m only fit for laughing.”
“Well, if thou canst only laugh--i’faith, laugh. Thou doest that
bravely. I’ll not part with thee, Martha. I’d rather die than part with
thee, Martha!”
“Sir,” said the new servant, in faint surprise. ’Twas a
love-at-first-sight declaration, she knew.
“And can you sing, Martha, as well as laugh? Sing now, sing about this
rose,” here he took the little blossom from her bosom.
“Give me the rose.”
“Nay, thou wilt let me keep it.”
“Give me the rose, I say.”
“But--but.”
“Nay, master, if you _will_ keep it, keep it.”
And--she sang. The Lady Henrietta was beginning to enjoy the comedy.
There was a deal of unlooked-for happiness about it, somehow.
It was at the end of this song, the honest chronicler states, that
Lionel went down on his knees before the _new_ servant, and in plain
straightforward terms told her he loved her. This may appear a highly
rapid mode of courtship, but reference to middle age authorities--and
the authorities of Elizabeth may surely be called middle aged--will
thoroughly set at rest this question in the mind of any sceptical
reader, if I have to deplore such a one. I do not know the authorities
by name, but that has nothing whatever to do with it.
The lady smiling a little as the impromptu lover tore away all question
of inferiority of rank on her part; this latter, as see the authorities
again, was for suicide and sudden death, but the perky Nancy coming into
the room, followed by Plunket, the young farmer Lionel only got up off
his knees.
The new servant, Nancy, it seemed, had drawn a mug of beer, but
forgotten to turn the tap off, hence flight on her part and pursuit on
the part of farmer Plunket, who, chasing his prey up into a sharp
corner, caught a crashing box on her saucy ears.
Then it was that the village clock struck such a late hour as farmers
should never hear, except on the nights of fairs.
So the candles were lit, and the new servants respectfully lighted their
young masters to the door.
Then left alone, the two girls looked at each other in the blankest
manner possible. Beyond a doubt the whole castle was in an uproar;
everybody hunting for her, (Nancy said, “hunting for us,”) and how
should she explain her absence to the scandal-mongers?
“Well,” said Nancy, “they seem brave lads and honest.”
“And respectful.”
“Hum--good rough kind of souls, my lady.”
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