In fact, the story of the Popkins family was but too true; it was
attested by too many present to be for a moment doubted; and from
the contradictory and concordant testimony of half a score, all
eager to relate it, the company were enabled to make out all the
particulars.
THE ADVENTURE OF THE POPKINS FAMILY
It was but a few days before that the carriage of Alderman
Popkins had driven up to the inn of Terracina. Those who have
seen an English family carriage on the continent, must know the
sensation it produces. It is an epitome of England; a little
morsel of the old island rolling about the world—every thing so
compact, so snug, so finished and fitting. The wheels that roll
on patent axles without rattling; the body that hangs so well on
its springs, yielding to every motion, yet proof against every
shock. The ruddy faces gaping out of the windows; sometimes of a
portly old citizen, sometimes of a voluminous dowager, and
sometimes of a fine fresh hoyden, just from boarding school. And
then the dickeys loaded with well-dressed servants, beef-fed and
bluff; looking down from their heights with contempt on all the
world around; profoundly ignorant of the country and the people,
and devoutly certain that every thing not English must be wrong.
Such was the carriage of Alderman Popkins, as it made its
appearance at Terracina. The courier who had preceded it, to
order horses, and who was a Neapolitan, had given a magnificent
account of the riches and greatness of his master, blundering
with all an Italian’s splendor of imagination about the
alderman’s titles and dignities; the host had added his usual
share of exaggeration, so that by the time the alderman drove up
to the door, he was Milor—Magnifico—Principe—the Lord knows what!
The alderman was advised to take an escort to Fondi and Itri, but
he refused. It was as much as a man’s life was worth, he said, to
stop him on the king’s highway; he would complain of it to the
ambassador at Naples; he would make a national affair of it. The
principezza Popkins, a fresh, motherly dame, seemed perfectly
secure in the protection of her husband, so omnipotent a man in
the city. The signorini Popkins, two fine bouncing girls, looked
to their brother Tom, who had taken lessons in boxing; and as to
the dandy himself, he was sure no scaramouch of an Italian robber
would dare to meddle with an Englishman. The landlord shrugged
his shoulders and turned out the palms of his hands with a true
Italian grimace, and the carriage of Milor Popkins rolled on.
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