Here the landlord was interrupted by several guttural sounds from
Ramm Rapelye, betokening that he was laboring with the unusual
production of an idea. As he was too great a man to be slighted
by a prudent publican, mine host respectfully paused until he
should deliver himself. The corpulent frame of this mighty
burgher now gave all the symptoms of a volcanic mountain on the
point of an eruption. First, there was a certain heaving of the
abdomen, not unlike an earthquake; then was emitted a cloud of
tobacco smoke from that crater, his mouth; then there was a kind
of rattle in the throat, as if the idea were working its way up
through a region of phlegm; then there were several disjointed
members of a sentence thrown out, ending in a cough; at length
his voice forced its way in the slow, but absolute tone of a man
who feels the weight of his purse, if not of his ideas; every
portion of his speech being marked by a testy puff of tobacco
smoke.
“Who talks of old Peter Stuyvesant’s walking?—puff—Have people no
respect for persons?—puff—puff—Peter Stuyvesant knew better what
to do with his money than to bury it—puff—I know the Stuyvesant
family—puff—every one of them—puff—not a more respectable family
in the province—puff—old standers—puff—warm
householders—puff—none of your upstarts—puff—puff—puff.—Don’t
talk to me of Peter Stuyvesant’s walking—puff—puff—puff—puff.”
Here the redoubtable Ramm contracted his brow, clasped up his
mouth, till it wrinkled at each corner, and redoubled his smoking
with such vehemence, that the cloudly volumes soon wreathed round
his head, as the smoke envelopes the awful summit of Mount Etna.
A general silence followed the sudden rebuke of this very rich
man. The subject, however, was too interesting to be readily
abandoned. The conversation soon broke forth again from the lips
of Peechy Prauw Van Hook, the chronicler of the club, one of
those narrative old men who seem to grow incontinent of words, as
they grow old, until their talk flows from them almost
involuntarily.
Peechy, who could at any time tell as many stories in an evening
as his hearers could digest in a month, now resumed the
conversation, by affirming that, to his knowledge, money had at
different times been dug up in various parts of the island. The
lucky persons who had discovered them had always dreamt of them
three times beforehand, and what was worthy of remark, these
treasures had never been found but by some descendant of the good
old Dutch families, which clearly proved that they had been
buried by Dutchmen in the olden time.
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