We entered, therefore, without ceremony, and took our seats at a
lone table in a dusky corner of the room. The club was assembled
round a table, on which stood beverages of various kinds,
according to the taste of the individual. The members were a set
of queer fellows indeed; but what was my surprise on recognizing
in the prime wit of the meeting the poor devil author whom I had
remarked at the booksellers’ dinner for his promising face and
his complete taciturnity. Matters, however, were entirely changed
with him. There he was a mere cypher: here he was lord of the
ascendant; the choice spirit, the dominant genius. He sat at the
head of the table with his hat on, and an eye beaming even more
luminously than his nose. He had a quiz and a fillip for every
one, and a good thing on every occasion. Nothing could be said or
done without eliciting a spark from him; and I solemnly declare I
have heard much worse wit even from noblemen. His jokes, it must
be confessed, were rather wet, but they suited the circle in
which he presided. The company were in that maudlin mood when a
little wit goes a great way. Every time he opened his lips there
was sure to be a roar, and sometimes before he had time to speak.
We were fortunate enough to enter in time for a glee composed by
him expressly for the club, and which he sang with two boon
companions, who would have been worthy subjects for Hogarth’s
pencil. As they were each provided with a written copy, I was
enabled to procure the reading of it.
Merrily, merrily push round the glass,
And merrily troll the glee,
For he who won’t drink till he wink is an ass,
So neighbor I drink to thee.
Merrily, merrily puddle thy nose,
Until it right rosy shall be;
For a jolly red nose, I speak under the rose,
Is a sign of good company.
We waited until the party broke up, and no one but the wit
remained. He sat at the table with his legs stretched under it,
and wide apart; his hands in his breeches pockets; his head
drooped upon his breast; and gazing with lack-lustre countenance
on an empty tankard. His gayety was gone, his fire completely
quenched.
My companion approached and startled him from his fit of brown
study, introducing himself on the strength of their having dined
together at the booksellers’.
“By the way,” said he, “it seems to me I have seen you before;
your face is surely the face of an old acquaintance, though for
the life of me I cannot tell where I have known you.”
“Very likely,” said he with a smile; “many of my old friends have
forgotten me. Though, to tell the truth, my memory in this
instance is as bad as your own. If, however, it will assist your
recollection in any way, my name is Thomas Dribble, at your
service.”
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