I cannot express how much I was delighted with the sallies of my
new acquaintance. He told me that he often frequented the castle,
and would be glad to know more of me; and I promised myself many
a pleasant afternoon with him, when I should read him my poem, as
it proceeded, and benefit by his remarks; for it was evident he
had the true poetical feeling.
“Come, sir!” said he, pushing the bottle, “Damme, I like
you!—You’re a man after my own heart; I’m cursed slow in making
new acquaintances in general. One must stand on the reserve, you
know. But when I meet with a man of your kidney, damme my heart
jumps at once to him. Them’s my sentiments, sir. Come, sir,
here’s Jack Straw’s health! I presume one can drink it now-a-days
without treason!”
“With all my heart,” said I gayly, “and Dick Turpin’s into the
bargain!”
“Ah, sir,” said the man in green, “those are the kind of men for
poetry. The Newgate kalendar, sir! the Newgate kalendar is your
only reading! There’s the place to look for bold deeds and
dashing fellows.”
We were so much pleased with each other that we sat until a late
hour. I insisted on paying the bill, for both my purse and my
heart were full; and I agreed that he should pay the score at our
next meeting. As the coaches had all gone that run between
Hempstead and London he had to return on foot, He was so
delighted with the idea of my poem that he could talk of nothing
else. He made me repeat such passages as I could remember, and
though I did it in a very mangled manner, having a wretched
memory, yet he was in raptures.
Every now and then he would break out with some scrap which he
would Misquote most terribly, but would rub his hands and
exclaim, “By Jupiter, that’s fine! that’s noble! Damme, sir, if I
can conceive how you hit upon such ideas!”
I must confess I did not always relish his misquotations, which
sometimes made absolute nonsense of the passages; but what author
stands upon trifles when he is praised? Never had I spent a more
delightful evening. I did not perceive how the time flew. I could
not bear to separate, but continued walking on, arm in arm with
him past my lodgings, through Camden town, and across Crackscull
Common, talking the whole way about my poem.
When we were half-way across the common he interrupted me in the
midst of a quotation by telling me that this had been a famous
place for footpads, and was still occasionally infested by them;
and that a man had recently been shot there in attempting to
defend himself.
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