Tales of a Vanishing RiverReed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
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Tales of a Vanishing River
Reed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
Illinois -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Kankakee River (Ind. and Ill.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“That feller was a pippin,” he declared; “the slickest that ever lived
around ’ere, an’ we’ve had some pretty good ones. He was foregathered by
the officers for makin’ queer half dollars up to his place an’ the devil
was to pay. The coins was finished up so fine you c’d hardly tell ’em.
He shipped ’em out with the herbs ’e sent to some feller away off, an’
it was a long time before they traced ’em. He had a little furnace in
the cellar under ’is house that ’e went down into through a trap door in
the floor, an’ they was a tunnel from the cellar out to the side of the
ravine back of the house that ’e’d dug to git away by if anybody ever
come after ’im.
[Illustration:
THE SHERIFF
]
“That Wahoo Bitters fluid ’e made was hot stuff. It was about
three-quarters bad alcohol. You c’d take three er four fair sized doses
an’ you’d want to go out an’ throw stones at yer folks. Ev’rybody was
buyin’ it. Old Swan Peterson took it reg’lar an’ half the time ’e didn’t
know ’is name. I used to leave Bill in charge o’ the store when I went
off duck shoot’n. He slep’ upstairs, an’ would always ’ave a spell o’
sickness while I was away, an’ ’e’d come down in the night an’ drink up
the stock. He’d git a skinfull an’ sometimes he’d stay corned three
days. They wasn’t no money in that an’ I had to quit carryin’ it. All
the owls in the woods up and down the river hoot ‘Wahoo-Wahoo’ an’ that
always advertised ’is dope, but I guess ’e made more money in ’is little
furnace than ’e did out o’ Wahoo.
“Them dizzy dreams ’e wrote about us fellers made me think ’e was looney
fer awhile, an’ that the moon ’ad addled ’im when ’e was roostin’ up
among them sticks on top of ’is coop at night, but you bet there wasn’t
nuth’n looney about ’im. He had a wise head, all except git’n away with
it.”
Posey’s story was rather lengthy and involved, but it seemed that a
quiet and thorough investigation of the affairs of the versatile Wattles
had been made by a government detective. His place was visited one day
during his absence. The small furnace, some moulds, and other
counterfeiter’s paraphernalia were discovered, and several hundred
excellent imitations of Uncle Sam’s legal tender and Pullman porter tips
were found hidden under rubbish that concealed the entrance to the
underground exit from the cellar. The opening in the ravine was well
protected from observation by vegetation.
Two secret service men, accompanied by the sheriff, had come quietly up
the river in a boat late one night. One of the party stole up the path
along the bayou, one approached through the ravine, and the other
remained with the boat at the entrance to the bayou.
Wattles heard suspicious sounds and his lights went out. He crept
noiselessly through his secret exit, and at its end he saw the missing
evil star of his horoscope. It was on the vest of the officer who
awaited him at the mouth of the tunnel.
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