Tales of a Vanishing RiverReed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
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Tales of a Vanishing River
Reed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
Illinois -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Kankakee River (Ind. and Ill.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
Hyatt was careful not to sell the animal to anybody who was liable to be
in that part of the country again. Spot had once gone as far as the
Mississippi river with a confiding purchaser, and was away only a little
over two weeks. He was now expected back at any time, in fact he was
under the bed when Hyatt arrived home after the disagreeable reproaches
of Bill Stiles, and the next day the incident was considered closed by
both parties.
The only pet that Bill had cared anything for in recent years, besides
his dog, was a one legged duck that he called “Esther.” The missing
support had been acquired by a snapping turtle in the river, and Bill’s
sympathies and affections had been aroused. During her owner’s absence
from his shack, Esther and her brown brood were confined in the hollow
base of a big tree, protected from the weasels and skunks by a wire
screen over the opening.
By Saturday night Hyatt and Stiles had become quite chummy again. It was
very hot and we sat in front of the store with our coats off. Bill was
discoursing sapiently on topics of international import, when we saw
somebody down the road.
“That ol’ mudturkle comin’ yonder with that pipe stuck in all them
whiskers, is Bill Wirrick,” he announced after further observation. “We
call ’im ‘Puckerbrush Bill,’ on account of ’is bein’ up in Puckerbrush
Bayou one night in ’is push boat, an’ tryin’ to make a short cut to git
back to the river. He got ’is whiskers tangled in the puckerbrush an’
had to cut away a lot of ’em with ’is knife to git out. He’s between
some pretty big bunches of ’em now, but they aint nothin’ to what they
was. He had pretty near half a bushel an’ ’e used to carry ’is money in
’em. I s’pose ’e’ll begin tellin’ about all ’is troubles w’en ’e gits
’ere. That’s what’s the matter with this place, an’ it makes me tired to
hear all these fellers tellin’ their troubles w’en they oughta be
listenin’ to mine. My troubles has got some importance, but theirs don’t
interest nobody.
“Hello, Puck,” greeted the old man, as Wirrick came up, “how’s things
down to the slough?”
“Pretty slow; got’ny tobacco?”
“Listen at ’im!” whispered Bill.
[Illustration:
“PUCKERBRUSH BILL”
]
He was duly supplied, and took one of the hickory chairs under the
awning. Notwithstanding their reported depletion, his whiskers were
still impressive, and the warm evening breeze played softly and fondly
among the ample remnants. His mouth was concealed somewhere in the maze.
His pointed nose and watchful furtive eyes gave his face a peculiar foxy
expression.
“Its a good thing you didn’t strike a prairie fire with them whiskers,
instid of a mess o’ puckerbrush,” remarked Bill, after a period of
silence.
“I’m goin’ to mow ’em in a few days to cool off, an’ then raise a new
crop fer next winter. They’s lots more whar them come from,” replied
Wirrick. “I’ll git some whiskers that’ll make you fellers set up an’
take notice ’fore the snow flies.”
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