Tales of a Vanishing RiverReed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
History
Tales of a Vanishing River
Reed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
Illinois -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Kankakee River (Ind. and Ill.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Doc” Hopkins, or “Hoppy Doc” as he was irreverently dubbed along the
river, was Dust’s only rival. The competition was bitter, and many
untimely ends were ascribed by each of them to the other’s criminal
ignorance. Hoppy Doc often told, with great relish, a story of Cornelia
Kibbins, Dust’s first wife, alleging that after a year of tempestuous
married life, she had fled to her father’s home late one winter night
for refuge. Her irate parent refused her an asylum. He had felt greatly
outraged when the wedding took place and never wanted to see his
daughter again. In answer to the plaintive midnight cry at his door, he
leaned out of a second story window and delivered a torrent of
invective. As he closed the window he shouted, “Dust thou art, and unto
Dust shalt thou return!”
The suppliant disappeared, and evidently the worm turned, for Dust was a
physical wreck for a month afterwards. Old man Kibbins subsequently
declared that while his daughter “was a damn fool, she had fight’n blood
in ’er, an’ the Doc ’ad better look out fer squalls.”
Dust was guyed good-naturedly by the occupants of the platform, as he
went into the store to get some fine cut.
“What’s that you’ve got out there between them buggy thills, Doc?”
queried Hyatt.
Bill winked at me and asked him if he had driven by his garden lately—a
delicate reference to the cemetery, intended to be sarcastic.
Another stove pipe hat was brought by “Pop” Wilkins, an octogenarian. He
also wore it jammed well down behind his ears. The old man climbed
painfully up the steps with his hickory cane, and dropped into a chair
that Hyatt brought out of the store for him. He placed the ancient tile
under it, mopped his bald head with a large red bandanna, and looked
wistfully beyond the river.
Pop had been afflicted with intermittent ague for several years. He was
once a preacher and a temperance advocate. He was placed on the
superannuated list by the Methodist conference, and had finally been
expunged as a backslider. He fell from grace and yielded to the lure of
strong waters. Once, after he had over indulged for several weeks, he
went and sat in sad reflection on the bank of the gloomy river at night.
Out of its depths came strange six footed beasts and multicolored
crawling things that terrified Pop and drove remorse into his soul.
Since that eventful night he had been more moderate, but he was still in
danger, and it was a question as to whether old age, ague, or J.
Barleycorn would get him first.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account