Tales of a Vanishing RiverReed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
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Tales of a Vanishing River
Reed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
Illinois -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Kankakee River (Ind. and Ill.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
Rat betook himself to the duck farm with his bride. He removed all his
traps from the marsh, for he now considered the problem of his future
earthly existence solved, without the necessity of very much hard work.
He made frequent visits to Dismal Dan, but kept entirely away from the
store. That place was a sink of iniquity that he desired to avoid. He
and the old man spent many hours together that were sweetened with
blissful discourse. Dismal Dan felt that a life time devoted to
expounding the gospels had found glorious fruition in the salvation of
Muskrat Hyatt, and he was greatly elated by the sustained piety of the
proselyte.
He proposed to Brother Hyatt that they go together to the store, and, if
possible, “convert the bunch on the platform.” In his opinion a
successful attack on that citadel of sin would practically put the devil
out of business in the river country.
Brother Hyatt willingly consented. He was without fear of ridicule. He
floated in an atmosphere of moral purity that the mockery of sinners
could not defile.
They took a Bible, two old hymn books, and some lunch to the canoe, and,
accompanied by the trustful and devoted Spot, they proceeded down the
river. They stopped at the house boat and secured the gun and cartridges
that the trapper had left in exchange for the dog, and went on down to
the bridge.
On the river they practiced some of the old hymns, in the rendition of
which Brother Hyatt displayed a woeful technique. They finally gave up
trying to sing them, and Brother Butters droned out the rhythmic lines
in a most doleful way, that Brother Hyatt soon imitated successfully.
Brother Butters then outlined the form of exhortation that he would use
at the store, and instructed his assistant how he was to cooperate with
deep and loud amens, whenever big climaxes were reached. Minor climaxes
were to be left to Brother Hyatt’s judgment. He was to watch Brother
Butters, and when the forefinger was raised above the head, an amen of
more than usual sonorousness was to be forthcoming.
Brother Hyatt had studied the hymn books industriously, and had selected
scattered verses that pleased him and seemed appropriate. They were
laboriously copied on loose sheets of paper. It was his intention to
introduce these snatches of hymns into Brother Butters’s sermon with the
amens, whenever possible, and they both considered that holy power would
thereby be added to the exhortation. The order in which the extracts
were to be introduced was considered on the way down, but the sheets got
somewhat mixed in Brother Hyatt’s pocket before it was time to use them.
The enemies of Satan, with their carefully prepared batteries of pious
invective and Calvinistic hymns, landed safely under the bridge, late in
the afternoon. The canoe was pulled out. Brother Hyatt peeked over the
top of the embankment, and saw that the chairs on the store platform
were all filled, and that its edge was festooned with the usual
attendants.
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