Tales of a Vanishing RiverReed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
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Tales of a Vanishing River
Reed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
Illinois -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Kankakee River (Ind. and Ill.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
Brother Butters:—“How can you be reasonably quiet for one day, or for
one night, when you know not when the end will come? If you should be
found unregenerate, how fearful would be the consequence! Consider and
harken unto this counsel! Repent and be prepared for death! The bow of
wrath is bent, the arrow is made ready on the string, and nothing but
the restraint of Almighty anger keeps the arrow one moment from being
made drunk with your blood!”
Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN!! A-A-MEN!!—Oh, ye tight wads of iniquity,
loosen up, fer this is the last call!”
“Let floods of penitential grief
Burst forth from ev’ry eye!”
Brother Butters:—“Be prepared for the opening of the eternal gates of
pearl that are bathed in the light that shines for the meek and the pure
in heart. The blessings of repentance are now before you. The choice of
taking or leaving is yours!”
Brother Hyatt:—“Nuthin’ could be fairer than that!”
“Oh, Bless the harps that played the tune,
That brings us together this afternoon!”
Brother Butters:—“Be prepared for that awful day of judgment, when the
paths that lead to heaven and the paths that lead to hell are divided by
the width of a hair!”
Brother Hyatt:—“A-A-MEN—A-A-MEN!!!”
“There is a fountain filled with blood,
Drawn from Immanuel’s veins,
And sinners plunged beneath that flood,
Lose all their guilty stains.”
At this point the rain descended out of the kindly skies, the flaming
oratory was extinguished, and everybody retreated into the store. It was
getting dark, and while the services were not completed, the exhorters
felt that much spiritual progress had been made.
Most of the regulars departed silently when the shower was over.
“Say, Rat, was that you down on the marsh the night we tried the goose
call?” asked Bill Wirrick. “I seen somebody out near the channel w’en
them funny streaks was in the sky. Since it all come out about the goose
call we don’t try to keep it dark no more. The fellers ’round the store
got onto it, an’ they’ve been devillin’ the life out o’ me an’ Tip. The
dad gasted thing wouldn’t work an’ we’ve took it apart. We tried to make
it sound like a flock o’ geese, but it sounded more like a flock o’
thunder storms. Them sky streaks that night was a funny thing. They’s a
paper here some’rs that’s got it all in. Lemme see if I c’n find it. Tip
had it yisterd’y.”
Wirrick finally found the newspaper. Hyatt took it to the dim kerosene
lamp and spent some time studying the long account of the magnetic
storm. It was explained by scientific authorities, and bemoaned by the
interests it had affected. The telegraph and telephone companies had
been put out of business for several hours, and commerce had suffered
while Hyatt’s soul was being purified in celestial fires.
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