Tales of a Vanishing RiverReed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
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Tales of a Vanishing River
Reed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
Illinois -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Kankakee River (Ind. and Ill.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
Like that of many preachers, the voice of Butters was of one crying in a
desert to passing airs and unheeding sands. There were none to succor or
uplift, and none to be beckoned to the fold. They were all in, and
further effort was painting the lily and adding perfume to the rose. The
strife was won, but yet he battled on. The great tide of human error
flowed far beyond his ken, and he could drag no spiritual spoil from its
turbid waters.
In fancy his religious establishment might be likened to a cocoon, into
which none might enter, and from which none might emerge, except in a
new and glorified state.
Some mournful Lombardy poplars stood in front of the unpainted
structure, and on one side was the little cemetery, with its serried
mounds and conventional epitaphs. A weeping willow wept near the center
of the plot, some rabbits hopped about near the broken fence at the
farther side of the enclosure, and a stray cow fed peacefully among the
leaning slabs.
“There’s a lot o’ people represented in that flock o’ tombstones,”
observed Hyatt, as we turned in from the road, “an’ they’s a lot o’
cussedness out there that it’s a good thing to have covered up.”
Both physically and spiritually the old church was a dismal remnant, but
it was the regional social center. The building was utilized in many
profane ways that saddened the pious heart of the Reverend Butters, but
to him, its crowning desecration was the Turkey Club.
The membership of this unique organization comprised practically all of
the male population within eight or ten miles up and down the river—and
Sophy Perkins, of whom more hereafter. Most of the small politicians of
the county were affiliated with the club, and used it for such
propaganda as from time to time befitted their objects and petty
ambitions. Originally its purpose was to foster and finance the annual
“turkey shoot.” This popular event usually just preceded Thanksgiving,
and was the occasion of a general holiday.
During the forty odd years of the club’s existence it had gradually
broadened the scope of its early activities until it became more or less
identified with pretty much everything of a local public character. Its
only rival as a social focus was Posey’s store.
Under its auspices the Fourth of July, golden weddings, and other
anniversaries, were celebrated. Dances, amateur theatricals, old
settlers’ picnics, tax protest meetings, lectures, political “rallies,”
“grand raffles,” dog and chicken fights, greased pig contests, quilting
bees, ministerial showers and other affairs were “pulled off” during the
year. The ministerial showers were about the only functions that the
Reverend Butters did not consider unholy.
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