A crowd of admirers stood round. Scotty came lurching up, having
evidently held a preliminary carouse in certain expectation of the
championship, and, with a careless glance at his exhibits and the red
card attached, cried triumphantly:
'Ay! an' whaur's that Geordie body noo, wi' his brags an' a'? Wey, I'm
tauld he daurna even exhibit his ain puir specimens by the side o'
mine! Look at thae pansies, an' think o' him wi' his yaller sheep's
tormuts tryin' to vie wi' me that's the auld established pansy
champion! Ay, I'm that ower an' ower again; an' what's mair, I've win
his gun. Wey, I'll gang an' fetch her awa at aince!'
So boasting, the proud champion reeled off in triumph, inadvertently
knocking up against a silent looker-on, who was standing in melancholy
guise against a tent-pole some little distance away.
One morning, a day or so after the flower-show, it chanced that Tommy
was late for school, and, rounding a corner hurriedly, ran up against
a big boy, who was sporting a pansy in his buttonhole. The big boy,
who was Scotty's son, immediately proceeded to cuff him for his
carelessness, and Tommy retorted by "calling"[18] his opponent and his
family connections with a ready profuseness.
'Wey, even that pansy thoo's sportin' divvn't belong thoo, nor thy
feythor nowther, it's my dad's growin'; he showed his ain pansies as
Scotty's, 'cos Scotty's happened an accident i' the cart. Feythor took
them up for yor mither, 'cos thoo had forgottened them, an' to save
thoo a strappin'; an' feythor's pansy champion, and Scotty's nowt but
a beer-barril!'
'Liar!' responded the other boy, with a punch of his fist.
'Ax yor mither, then,' shouted Tommy, as he ducked and broke away from
his captor's clutch.
A night or two after this encounter Geordie was surprised by a visit
from Scotty.
'Whatten a tale's this ye're spreadin' aboot o' yor showin' yoor
pansies as mine, I'd like to ken?' demanded the intruder wrathfully.
Geordie looked up quietly from his book, and: 'I've spread no tales
aboot thoo or thy pansies,' he replied.
'Weel, it's either thoo or that wee, impittent son o' yoors, Tommy.
Noo, I've been axin' my missus aboot it, an' she says she did gie ye
my pansies to tak' up to the show wi' yoors; an' what I want to be at
is what i' the deil's name ye did to them.'
Geordie, in reply, exactly related what had occurred.
'Then, wey didn't ye tell us aboot it?' demanded Scotty, still
dissatisfied.
'Because thoo has a tarr'ble sharp tongue i' thy mouth, an' I divvn't
want to be scandalized aboot the village as one who would sharp
another for the sake o' winnin' a floo'er prize.'
'Hum!' ejaculated Scotty, 'it's an extraordinar' thing this! But hoo
can ye explain aboot the pansies, then? I'm pansy champion, an'
therefore thae pansies that win the prize mun ha' been mine, yet here
ye are sayin' that they were yoors.'
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