'Waal,' replied the American, as he carelessly lit another cheroot,
expectorating with relish into John's carefully-trimmed fire, 'I'll
tell you straight out, for I'm one of them that goes straight to the
point--fibbin' ain't in it with truthfulness, and bluffin's no good
when the cards are on the table. Waal, I bank with the Old Bank here,
and decent enough people they are, too, but a trifle slow, so no
sooner did the Joint Stock Bank open out a new branch in Old Quay than
in I go, and I says, "Look here, boss, I want £5,000 of the ready, and
I'll bring you business," I says. Well, the boss rubs his hands in
butter, and he says, "Sartinly, sartinly, Mr. Coody, we know your name
well, sir; most happy to oblige, I'm sure, and much obliged if you
could introduce us to a few of your friends," so after a bit more
palaver and a deposit of some shares the deal's done. Waal, down the
street goes Bill Coody, and into the parlour of the Old Bank, and says
to the partners straight out: "Now, look here, gentlemen, there's no
beatin' about the bush with me, and no frivolity in matters of
business, and what I want is £5,000 straight down, which is the figure
I've just been offered by the new Joint Stock Bank over the way. Now I
like your style," I says, "and I should be sorry to leave you; but
sentiment's not my style of doin' business, so there you have it."
Waal, the old gentleman looked at me over his spectacles, same way as
you do, John, and under his spectacles also, and offers me a pinch of
snuff, while he and his partner waggle their heads together in a
far-off corner of the room. Waal, after a bit more palaver and a
little "pi" jaw thrown in gratis about the evils of speculatin', and a
hope that a strange bank will not interfere with mutual friendly
business relations, that deal's done, and Bill Coody has £10,000 to
draw upon by feedin'-time that morning.
'Waal, John, I think you'll have the hang of it now, and will be able
to advise your bosses as to what's best for them and the community,
too, at large, and I want an answer--a regular business-like
document--signed, sealed, and delivered, by this time to-morrow night,
for there's a shipload of my goods in already and lyin' at the quay,
and I can't let the thing dry-rot while two thickheads worry the
situation out and try to tinker up a mind between them. So fix it up
for them, John, yourself. Ta-ta; I must be off. There's a chap waitin'
for me at the club on business.' And rising as he spoke, he went as
unceremoniously as he came, leaving a trail of rank tobacco that was
as penetrating to John's nostrils as his communications had been to
his intellect.
John lit his pipe again, which had gone out as he listened to Bill's
scheme, and thought for a while how 'George' would have dealt with the
situation; how his penetrating intellect would have pierced through
Bill's armour-plating, and revealed the naked artificer within.
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