Pleased with the brevity of my peroration, I took my cigarette-case
from my pocket, and, having selected a cigarette, carefully proceeded
to light it with the utmost deliberation.
I had taken my eyes off him for the moment, partly in order to
ascertain if the cigarette were properly alight, partly to perfect the
illusion of _sang froid_; and dearly I paid for my rashness, for with
a bound he was upon me.
I ducked; but it was too late, and over I went backward, my enemy
a-top of me, crash through the arbour on to the stone flagging within.
I was stunned, I suppose, for a minute or so, for I lay there
wondering what had happened, and annoyed that a wasp, as I thought,
should have stung me in the neck. In another moment I had discovered
that the smart was due to a bit of live cigarette-ash that had chanced
to drop inside my collar in my fall, and I tried to put up a hand to
remove it. To my disgust, I found my hands were knotted tightly
together; my legs, too, were bound, and, as I turned my head, my eyes
met those of my enemy, sitting beside me on a low stool.
'The gadgi' (viz., 'gorgio,' or man of non-gipsy race) 'is but a fool
in his pride and self-conceit,' said he; 'he is but a tortoise, for
all his pushkin's (hare) gallop at the start.'
This was what I heard him saying as I recovered consciousness, and as
I knew that gipsies always hide their origin, and refrain from their
language in the presence of the 'gorgios,' I felt certain he must be
labouring under great excitement, and momentarily expected to see him
out with his knife and finish me there and then. Here he stooped, and
I thought my hour had come, but apparently it was only to pick up my
fallen cigarette. Pinching off the blackened end, he put it between
his lips, and, lighting it at the other end, drew in deep breaths of
tobacco-smoke.
'I don't wonder you enjoy it,' said I, as I watched his proceedings
with an intense annoyance; 'successful theft is pleasant to a tchor
(thief), I presume?'
'And who's the tchor in the end,' retorted he--'you or me? Speak,
little gutterwhelp from the toon, that art paid to lie at so many bars
(sovereigns) the lie. Your kind take a man's money, plead so ill that
at the finish the "stande" (gaol) has him, while the big thief's left
behind in court wi' a white wig on, an' a smile on his ugly moi
(mouth). Who's the tchor, then?' he repeated with a leer, as he blew a
cloud of smoke in the air. 'I 'low ye got me nabbed at York 'Sizes,
but it wesn't yor doin', 'twas that dirty Jack Spraggon, who turned
informer an' legged me that time. Why, ye pink-eyed toon's-spawn, if
I'd my rights, an' things were as they aince was, I'd hang ye tae the
nearest tree. Look there,' he cried, as, stirring me with his foot, he
drew up his coat-sleeve and thrust a tattoed wrist over my eyes--'look
there, d'ye ken what that is?'
I gazed with interest, for it was evidently an heraldic coat,
excellently well punctured in his flesh.
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