Tales of the Jazz AgeFitzgerald, F. Scott (Francis Scott)
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Tales of the Jazz Age
Fitzgerald, F. Scott (Francis Scott)
Short stories; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
John’s first two years there passed pleasantly. The fathers of all the
boys were money-kings, and John spent his summer visiting at
fashionable resorts. While he was very fond of all the boys he
visited, their fathers struck him as being much of a piece, and in his
boyish way he often wondered at their exceeding sameness. When he told
them where his home was they would ask jovially, “Pretty hot down
there?” and John would muster a faint smile and answer, “It certainly
is.” His response would have been heartier had they not all made this
joke--at best varying it with, “Is it hot enough for you down there?”
which he hated just as much.
In the middle of his second year at school, a quiet, handsome boy
named Percy Washington had been put in John’s form. The new-comer was
pleasant in his manner and exceedingly well dressed even for St.
Midas’s, but for some reason he kept aloof from the other boys. The
only person with whom he was intimate was John T. Unger, but even to
John he was entirely uncommunicative concerning his home or his
family. That he was wealthy went without saying, but beyond a few such
deductions John knew little of his friend, so it promised rich
confectionery for his curiosity when Percy invited him to spend the
summer at his home “in the West.” He accepted, without hesitation.
It was only when they were in the train that Percy became, for the
first time, rather communicative. One day while they were eating lunch
in the dining-car and discussing the imperfect characters of several
of the boys at school, Percy suddenly changed his tone and made an
abrupt remark.
“My father,” he said, “is by far the richest man in the world.”
“Oh,” said John politely. He could think of no answer to make to this
confidence. He considered “That’s very nice,” but it sounded hollow
and was on the point of saying, “Really?” but refrained since it would
seem to question Percy’s statement. And such an astounding statement
could scarcely be questioned.
“By far the richest,” repeated Percy.
“I was reading in the _World Almanac_,” began John, “that there
was one man in America with an income of over five million a year and
four men with incomes of over three million a year, and--”
“Oh, they’re nothing.” Percy’s mouth was a half-moon of scorn.
“Catch-penny capitalists, financial small-fry, petty merchants and
money-lenders. My father could buy them out and not know he’d done
it.”
“But how does he--”
“Why haven’t they put down _his_ income-tax? Because he doesn’t
pay any. At least he pays a little one--but he doesn’t pay any on his
_real_ income.”
“He must be very rich,” said John simply, “I’m glad. I like very rich
people.
“The richer a fella is, the better I like him.” There was a look of
passionate frankness upon his dark face. “I visited the
Schnlitzer-Murphys last Easter. Vivian Schnlitzer-Murphy had rubies as
big as hen’s eggs, and sapphires that were like globes with lights
inside them--”
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