Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“I don’t want your little talk interrupted. Still less, far, far
less, do I want it uninterrupted. I mean while I’m here. A little of
your scientific conversation goes a long way with me; I know what
you’re like when you’re really chatty. Professor Green will say in his
satirical way ‘9920.05,’ to which you will reply with quiet humour
‘75.007.’ This will be too good an opening for a witty fellow like the
Professor, who will instantly retort ‘982.09.’ Not in the best taste
perhaps, but a great temptation in the heat of debate.”
“Commander Blair,” said the Professor, “is very kind to let me share
his calculations.”
“Lucky for me,” said Blair. “I’d have done ten times more with a
mathematician like you.”
“Well,” said Pierce casually, “as you are so much immersed in
mathematics, I’ll leave you. As a matter of fact, I had a message for
Professor Green, about Miss Dale at the house where he was lodging; but
we mustn’t interrupt scientific studies for a little thing like that.”
Green’s head came up from the papers with great abruptness.
“Message!” he cried eagerly. “What message? Is it really for me?”
“8282.003,” replied Pierce coldly.
“Don’t be offended,” said Blair. “Give the Professor his message and
then go if you like.”
“It’s only that she came over to see my wife to find out where you had
gone to,” said Pierce. “I told her, so far as it’s possible to tell
anybody. That’s all,” he added, but rather with the air of one saying
“it ought to be enough.”
Apparently it was, for Green, who was once more looking down upon
the precious papers, crumpled one of them in his clenched hand
unconsciously, like a man suddenly controlling his feelings.
“Well, I’m off,” said Pierce cheerfully; “got to visit the other dumps.”
“Stop a minute,” said Blair, as the other turned away. “Haven’t you any
sort of public news as well as private news? How are things going in
the political world?”
“Expressed in mathematical formula,” replied Pierce over his shoulder,
“the political news is MP squared plus LSD over U equals L. L let
loose. L upon earth, my boy.”
And he climbed again into his castle of the air.
Oliver Green stood staring at the crumpled paper and suddenly began to
straighten it out.
“Mr. Blair,” he said, “I’m terribly ashamed of myself. When I see
you living here like a hermit in the mountains and scrawling your
calculations, so to speak, on the rocks of the wilderness, devoted to
your great abstract idea, vowed to a great cause, it makes me feel
very small to have entangled you and your friends in my small affairs.
Of course, the affair isn’t at all small to me; but it must seem very
small to you.”
“I don’t know very precisely,” answered Blair, “what was the nature
of the affair. But that is emphatically your affair. For the rest,
I assure you we’re delighted to have you, apart from your valuable
services as a calculating machine.”
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