Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“Before considering the successes obtained by these commanders in
the rather rude fashion of warfare which they were forced to adopt,
it must be noted, of course, that even on their side there were also
scientific resources of a kind; and an effective if eccentric kind.
The scientific genius of Bellew Blair had equipped his side with many
secret processes affecting aviation and aeronautics, and it is the
peculiarity of this extraordinary man that his secret processes really
remained for a considerable time secret. For he had not told them
to anybody with any intention of making any money out of them. This
quixotic and visionary behaviour contrasted sharply with the shrewd
good sense of the great business men who knew that publicity is the
soul of business. For some time past they had successfully ignored the
outworn sentimental prejudice that had prevented soldiers and sailors
from advertising the best methods of defeating the enemy; and we can
all recall those brilliantly coloured announcements which used to
brighten so many hoardings in those days, ‘Sink in Smith’s Submarine;
Pleasure Trips for Patriots.’ Or ‘Duffin’s Portable Dug-Out Makes War
a Luxury.’ Advertisement cannot fail to effect its aim; the name of
an aeroplane that had been written on the sky in pink and pea-green
lights could not but become a symbol of the conquest of the air; and
the patriotic statesman, deeply considering what sort of battleship
might best defend his country’s coasts, was insensibly and subtly
influenced by the number of times that he had seen its name repeated on
the steps of a moving staircase at an Imperial Exhibition. Nor could
there be any doubt about the brilliant success that attended these
scientific specialities so long as their operations were confined to
the market. The methods of Commander Blair were in comparison private,
local, obscure and lacking any general recognition; and by a strange
irony it was a positive advantage to this nameless and secretive crank
that he had never advertised his weapons until he used them. He had
paraded a number of merely fanciful balloons and fireworks for a jest;
but the secrets to which he attached importance he had hidden in cracks
of the Welsh mountains with a curious and callous indifference to the
principles of commercial distribution and display. He could not in any
case have conducted operations on a large scale, being deficient in
that capital, the lack of which has so often been fatal to inventors;
and had made it useless for a man to discover a machine unless he
could also discover a millionaire. But it cannot be denied that when
his machine was brought into operation it was always operative, even
to the point of killing the millionaire who might have financed it.
For the millionaire had so persistently cultivated the virtues of
self-advertisement that it was difficult for him to become suddenly
unknown and undistinguished, even in scenes of conflict where he most
ardently desired to do so.
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