Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“Again, another recognized military fact is the fact that the bow
is an obsolete weapon. And nothing is more irritating to a finely
balanced taste than to be killed with an obsolete weapon, especially
while persistently pulling the trigger of an efficient weapon,
without any apparent effect. Such was the fate of the few unfortunate
regiments which ventured to advance into the forests and fell under
showers of arrows from trackless ambushes. For it must be remembered
that the conditions of this extraordinary campaign entirely reversed
the normal military rule about the essential military department of
supply. Mechanical communications theoretically accelerate supply,
while the supply of a force cut loose and living on the country is
soon exhausted. But the mechanical factor also depends upon a moral
factor. Ammunition would on normal occasions have been produced with
unequalled rapidity by Poole’s Process and brought up with unrivalled
speed in Blinker’s Cars; but not at the moment when riotous employees
were engaged in dipping Poole repeatedly in a large vat at the factory
or in the quieter conditions of the countryside, where various tramps
were acquiring squatters’ rights in Blinker’s Cars, accidentally
delayed upon their journey. Everywhere the same thing happened; just
as the great manufacturer failed to keep his promise to the workers
who produced munitions, so the petty officials driving the lorries had
failed to keep their promise to loafers and vagrants who had helped
them out of temporary difficulties; and the whole system of supply
broke down upon a broken word. On the other hand, the supply of the
outlaws was in a sense almost infinite. With the woodcutters and the
blacksmiths on their side, they could produce their own rude mediæval
weapons everywhere. It was in vain that Professor Hake delivered a
series of popular lectures, proving to the lower classes that in
the long run it would be to their economic advantage to be killed
in battle. Captain Pierce is reported to have said: ‘I believe the
Professor is a botanist as well as an economist; but as a botanist he
has not yet discovered that guns do not grow on trees. Bows and arrows
do.’
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