Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
Here Wilding White, who was then in a monastic phase, intervened
eagerly. He explained that in some monasteries a monk of peculiar
holiness was allowed to become a hermit in an inner cell, and proposed
a similar arrangement at the club. Hood, with his more mellow
rationalism, intervened with a milder amendment. He suggested that a
large padded chair should represent the padded cell, and be reserved
like a throne for the loftiest of the lunatics.
“Do not,” he said gently and earnestly, “do not let us be divided by
jealousies and petty ambitions. Do not let us dispute among ourselves
which shall be dottiest in the domain of the dotty. Perhaps one will
appear worthier than us all, more manifestly and magnificently weak in
the head; for him let the padded throne stand empty.”
Jimmy Crane had said no more after his brief suggestion, but was
pacing the room like a polar bear, as he generally did when there came
upon him a periodical impulse to go off after things like polar bears.
He was the wildest of all those wild figures so far as the scale of
his adventures was concerned, constantly vanishing to the ends of the
earth nobody knew why, and turning up again nobody knew how. He had a
hobby, even in his youth, that made his outlook seem even stranger than
the bewildering successive philosophies of his friend White. He had
an enthusiasm for the myths of savages, and while White was balancing
the relative claims of Buddhism and Brahmanism, Crane would boldly
declare his preference for the belief that a big fish ate the sun every
night, or that the whole cosmos was created by cutting up a giant.
Moreover, there was with all this something indefinable but in some
way more serious about Crane even in these days. There was much that
was merely boyish about the blind impetuosity of Wilding White, with
his wild hair and eager aquiline face. He was evidently one who might
(as he said) learn the secret of Isis, but would be quite incapable of
keeping it to himself. The long, legal face of Owen Hood had already
learned to laugh at most things, if not to laugh loudly. But in Crane
there was something more hard and militant like steel, and as he proved
afterwards in the affair of the hat, he could keep a secret even when
it was a joke. So that when he finally went off on a long tour round
the world, with the avowed intention of studying all the savages he
could find, nobody tried to stop him. He went off in a startlingly
shabby suit, with a faded sash instead of a waistcoat, and with no
luggage in particular, except a large revolver slung round him in a
case like a field-glass, and a big, green umbrella that he flourished
resolutely as he walked.
“Well, he’ll come back a queerer figure than he went, I suppose,” said
Wilding White.
“He couldn’t,” answered Hood, the lawyer, shaking his head. “I don’t
believe all the devil-worship in Africa could make him any madder than
he is.”
“But he’s going to America first, isn’t he?” said the other.
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