Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“I have lived with the men we call savages all over the world,” he said
simply, “and I have found out one truth about them. And I tell you, my
friends, you may talk about independence and individual self-expression
till you burst. But I’ve always found, wherever I went, that the man
who could really be trusted to keep his word, and to fight, and to
work for his family, was the man who did a war-dance before the moon
where the moon was worshipped, and wore a nose-ring in his nose where
nose-rings were worn. I have had plenty of fun, and I won’t interfere
with anyone else having it. But I believe I have seen what is the real
making of mankind, and I have come back to my tribe.”
This was the first act of the drama which ended in the remarkable
appearance and disappearance of Mr. Enoch Oates, and it has been
necessary to narrate it briefly before passing on to the second act.
Ever since that time Crane had preserved at once his eccentric friends
and his own more formal customs. And there were many among the newer
members of the club who had never known him except as the Colonel,
the grizzled, military gentleman whose severe scheme of black and
white attire and strict politeness in small things formed the one foil
of sharp contrast to that many-coloured Bohemia. One of these was
Hilary Pierce, the young aviator; and much as he liked the Colonel, he
never quite understood him. He had never known the old soldier in his
volcanic youth, as had Hood and White, and therefore never knew how
much of the fire remained under the rock or the snows. The singular
affair of the hat, which has been narrated to the too patient reader
elsewhere, surprised him more than it did the older men, who knew very
well that the Colonel was not so old as he looked. And the impression
increased with all the incidents which a fanatical love of truth has
forced the chronicler to relate in the same connexion; the incident of
the river and of the pigs and of the somewhat larger pet of Mr. Wilding
White. There was talk of renaming the Lunatic Asylum as the League of
the Long Bow, and of commemorating its performances in a permanent
ritual. The Colonel was induced to wear a crown of cabbage on state
occasions, and Pierce was gravely invited to bring his pigs with him to
dine at the club.
“You could easily bring a little pig in your large pocket,” said Hood.
“I often wonder people do not have pigs as pets.”
“A pig in a poke, in fact,” said Pierce. “Well, so long as you have the
tact to avoid the indelicacy of having pork for dinner that evening, I
suppose I could bring my pig in my pocket.”
“White’d find it rather a nuisance to bring his elephant in his
pocket,” observed the Colonel.
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