Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“Well, I was--generally,” he said in a rather dazed fashion; and indeed
it was probably the first time that he had ever found himself fully
conscious of not thinking about it. Of what he was thinking about he
was by no means fully conscious.
“I suppose you have to be awfully clever even to understand it,”
observed Margery Dale conversationally.
“I don’t know,” he said, slightly stirred to the defensive. “I’m sure I
could make you see--I don’t mean you aren’t clever, of course; I mean
I’m quite sure you’re clever enough to see--to see anything.”
“Only some sorts of things, I’m afraid,” she said, smiling. “I’m sure
your theory has got nothing to do with cows and milking-stools.”
“It’s got to do with anything,” he said eagerly; “with everything,
in fact. It would be just as easy to prove it from stools and cows
as anything else. It’s really quite simple. Reversing the usual
mathematical formula, it’s possible to reach the same results in
reality by treating motion as a fixed point and stability as a form of
motion. You were told that the earth goes round the sun and the moon
goes round the earth. Well, in my formula, we first treat it as if the
sun went round the earth----”
She looked up radiantly. “I always _thought_ it looked like that,” she
said emphatically.
“And you will, of course, see for yourself,” he continued triumphantly,
“that by the same logical inversion we must suppose the earth to be
going round the moon.”
The radiant face showed a shadow of doubt and she said “Oh!”
“But any of the things you mention, the milking-stool or the cow
or what not, would serve the same purpose, since they are objects
generally regarded as stationary.”
He looked up vaguely at the moon which was steadily brightening as vast
shadows spread over the sky.
“Well, take those things you talk of,” he went on, moved by a
meaningless unrest and tremor. “You see the moon rise behind the woods
over there and sweep in a great curve through the sky and seem to set
again beyond the hill. But it would be just as easy to preserve the
same mathematical relations by regarding the moon as the centre of the
circle and the curve described by some such object as the cow----”
She threw her head back and looked at him, with eyes blazing with
laughter that was not in any way mockery, but a childish delight at the
crowning coincidence of a fairy-tale.
“Splendid!” she cried. “So the cow really does jump over the moon!”
Green put up his hand to his hair; and after a short silence said
suddenly, like a man recalling a recondite Greek quotation:
“Why, I’ve heard that somewhere. There was something else--‘The little
dog laughed----’”
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