Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
She entered the inn with a firm step and hailed her friend with
something of that hearty cheerfulness that is so unpopular in the early
riser. She was rather younger and by nature rather more exuberant than
Joan; and Joan had already felt the drag and concentration of children.
But Joan had not lost her rather steely sense of humour, and she heard
the main facts of her friend’s difficulty with a vigilant smile.
“We should rather like to know what has happened,” said the visitor
with vague carelessness. “If anything unpleasant had happened, people
might even blame us, when we knew he was like that.”
“Like what?” asked Joan smiling.
“Why, a bit off, I suppose we must say,” answered the other. “The
things he said to me about cows and trees and having found a new star
were really----”
“Well, it’s rather lucky you came to me,” said Joan quietly. “For I
don’t believe you’d have found anybody else on the face of the earth
who knows exactly where he is now.”
“And where is he?”
“Well, he’s not on the face of the earth,” said Joan Hardy.
“You don’t mean he’s--dead?” asked the other in an unnatural voice.
“I mean he’s up in the air,” said Joan, “or, what is often much the
same thing, he is with my husband. Hilary rescued him when they were
just going to nab him, and carried him off in an aeroplane. He says
they’d better hide in the clouds for a bit. You know the way he talks;
of course, they do come down every now and then when it’s safe.”
“Escaped! Nabbed him! Safe!” ejaculated the other young woman with
round eyes. “What in the world does it all mean?”
“Well,” replied her friend, “he seems to have said the same sort of
things that he said to you to a whole roomful of scientific men at
Bath. And, of course, the scientific men all said he was mad; I suppose
that’s what scientific men are for. So they were just going to take him
away to an asylum, when Hilary----”
The farmer’s daughter rose in a glory of rage that might have seemed to
lift the roof, as the great sunrise had seemed to lift the sky.
“Take him away!” she cried. “How dare they talk about such things?
How dare they say he is mad? It’s they who must be mad to say such
stuff! Why, he’s got more brains in his boots than they have in all
their silly old bald heads knocked together--and I’d like to knock ’em
together! Why, they’d all smash like egg-shells, and he’s got a head
like cast-iron. Don’t you know he’s beaten all the old duffers at their
own business, of stars and things? I expect they’re all jealous; it’s
just what I should have expected of them.”
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