England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
The following Saturday fortnight the _Bittleton Press_ scored what
journalists call a “scoop” at the expense of the rival and Radical
organ, the _Advertiser_. Such is the reward of sound political
principle! Here is the paragraph--“exclusive,” the editor was careful to
make you understand:
We are privileged to announce that a marriage has been arranged and
will shortly be solemnised between Captain Spencer Fullard, D.S.O.,
of Gatworth Hall, and Henrietta, daughter of the late Rev. F. E.
Tyler, Vicar of Worldstone. We extend, in the name of the county,
our cordial congratulations to the happy pair. Captain Fullard is
the representative of a name ancient and respected in the county,
and has done good service to his King and country. The romantic
story of the lady whose affections he has been so fortunate as to
win will be fresh in the minds of our readers. As we sympathised
with her sorrow, so now we may with her joy. We understand that
Miss Gladwin of Worldstone Park, following what she is confident
would have been the wish of her lamented father, the late
much-respected Sir Thomas Gladwin, Bart., M.P., D.L., J.P., C.A.,
is presenting the prospective bride with a wedding present which in
itself amounts to a fortune. Happy they who are in a position to
exercise such graceful munificence and to display filial affection
in so gracious a form! It would be indiscreet to mention figures,
but rumour has not hesitated to speak of what our gay forefathers
used to call “a plum.” We are not at liberty to say more than that
this in no way overstates the amount.
Whereupon, of course, the Bittleton Club at once doubled it, and Miss
Gladwin’s fame filled the air.
This was all very pretty, and it must be admitted that Beatrice Gladwin
had performed her task in a most tactful way. For reasons connected with
the known condition of the finances of the Gatworth Hall estate, it
sounded so much better that Miss Gladwin’s present should come as a
result of the engagement than--well, the other way round. The other way
round would have given occasion for gossip to the clubmen of Bittleton.
But now--Love against the World, and an entirely unlooked-for bonus
of--“a plum,” as the editor, with a charming eighteenth-century touch,
chose to describe the benefaction. That was really ideal.
Really ideal; and, of course, in no way at all correspondent to the
facts of the case. The truth was that Miss Beatrice Gladwin had secured
her “fair fight”--and, it seemed, had lost it very decisively and very
speedily. As soon as it was reasonably possible--and made so by Miss
Gladwin’s action--for Fullard to think of marrying Nettie Tyler, he had
asked her to be his wife. To which question there could be only one
answer. Miss Gladwin had given away too much weight; she should have
quartered that “plum,” I thought.
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