England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
Miss G. (_Sitting again, with a laugh._) I’ll give you just five minutes
to wind up the argument.
Mr M. The conclusion’s obvious in logic. I ought to offer you my hand in
marriage, and you ought to accept.
Miss G. (_Laughing._) Logic is logic, of course, Mr Marchesson--but
we’ve never even been introduced! I don’t think you need feel absolutely
compelled to go through the ceremony you suggest. We’ll be illogical,
and say good-night.
Mr M. You admit the logic? You see the force of it?
Miss G. Women don’t act by logic, though.
Mr M. It’s always at least a good excuse.
Miss G. If you want one, yes. (_She is about to rise again._)
Mr M. I do want one.
(_She shakes her head, laughing._)
I’m serious.
Miss G. You don’t really want me to think that? The very first time we
meet? The lady in there (_pointing to the conservatory on the right_)
must have frightened you terribly indeed!
Mr M. Until the logic of the thing struck me--which happened only
to-night--I thought it no good to try to know you.
Miss G. I don’t suppose you ever thought about it at all.
Mr M. I had nothing to give you--and you had nothing to give me! So it
seemed in the days of illogicality. Now it’s all different. So I insist
on--the ceremony.
Miss G. (_Laughing, but a little agitated._) Go on, then. But your logic
doesn’t bind me, you know.
(_He comes and sits on the couch by her._)
Yes, that’s quite right--but don’t put too much feeling into it.
It--it’s only logic! No, I--I don’t think I want you to go on. I--I
don’t think it’s a good joke.
Mr M. It’s not a joke. I’ve never been introduced to you, you say. I’ve
never spoken to you before to-night, I know. But you’re not a stranger
to me. There have been very few days in the last three months when I
haven’t managed to see you----
Miss G. (_Low._) Managed to see me--_managed_?
Mr M. Yes--though I must say you go to some places which but for your
presence would be very dull. I stuck at none of them, Miss Grainger. I
swallowed every one! Did you ever notice me?
Miss G. Of course not.
(_He looks at her._)
Of course I’ve _seen_ you, but I never _noticed_ you.
(_He continues to look at her._)
Not specially, at anyrate.
Mr M. I suppose I must have been there a hundred times. How often did
you notice me?
Miss G. How absurd! I’m sure I don’t remember. Very seldom.
Mr M. Don’t you remember even the first time?
Miss G. Oh yes, that was at the---- No, certainly I don’t.
Mr M. Yes, it _was_ at the Phillips’s!
(_She smiles against her will. He also smiles._)
I’m glad you remember.
Miss G. You stared so--as _you_ may perhaps remember.
Mr M. Have I stared every time?
Miss G. Very often, anyhow.
Mr M. You noticed that?
Miss G. Every time I noticed you, I noticed that.
Mr M. And you noticed that very often! Therefore you noticed me----
Miss G. Please, no more logic!
Mr M. And yet you try to treat me as a stranger!
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