England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
In after days the Duke of Belleville was accustomed to count his
feelings as he fled barefooted (for what protection could silk socks
afford?) across Hampstead Heath, with three incensed pursuers on his
track, among the keenest sensations of his life. The exhilaration of the
night air and the chances of the situation in which he found himself
combined to produce in him a remarkable elation of spirits. He laughed
as he ran, till shortening breath warned him against such extravagant
wasting of his resources; then he settled down to a steady run, heading
across the Heath, up and down, over dip and hillock. Yet he did not
distance the pack. He heard them close behind him; a glance round showed
him that the lady was well up with her friends, in spite of the
impediment of her skirts. The Duke began to pant; his feet had grown
sore and painful; he looked round for a refuge. To his delight he
perceived, about a hundred yards to his right, a small and picturesque
red-brick house. It was now between one and two o’clock, but he did not
hesitate. Resolving to appeal to the hospitality of this house, hoping,
it may be, again to find a door left open, he turned sharp to the right,
and with a last spurt made for his haven.
Fate seemed indeed kind to him; the door was not only unbarred, it stood
ajar. The Duke’s pursuers were even now upon him; they were no more than
five or six yards behind when he reached the little red-tiled porch and
put out his hand to push the door back.
But at the same instant the door was pulled open, and a burly man
appeared on the threshold. He wore a frock coat embellished with black
braid and a peaked cap. The Duke at once recognised in him an inspector
of police. Evidently he was, when surprised by the Duke’s arrival, about
to sally out on his round. The Duke stopped and, between his pants, made
shift to address the welcome ally; but before he could get a word out
the young man was upon him.
“Inspector,” said the young man in the most composed manner, “I give
this fellow in charge for stealing my property.”
“I saw him take the tankard,” observed the driver, pointing towards the
Queen Bess flagon.
The lady said nothing but stood by the young man, as though ready with
her testimony in case it were needed.
The Inspector turned curious eyes on the Duke of Belleville; then he
addressed the young man respectfully.
“May I ask, sir, who you are?”
“I am the Duke of Belleville,” answered the young man.
“The Duke of Belle-ville!” cried the Inspector, his manner showing an
increased deference. “I beg your Grace’s----”
“The name,” said the Duke, “is pronounced Bevvle--to rhyme with devil.”
The Inspector looked at him scornfully.
“Your turn will come, my man,” said he, and, turning again to the young
man, he continued: “Do you charge him with stealing this cup?”
“Certainly I do.”
“Do you know who he is?”
“I imagine you do,” said the young man, with a laugh. “He’s one of your
own policeman.”
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