England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
The Duke and Frank left King’s Cross the same evening (the _chef_ had
preceded them with the luggage; he made no stipulation about kitchen or
scullery maids--everybody was always anxious to oblige his Grace) under
cover of night. A journey of some forty miles brought them to their
destination. On the outskirts of the little town lay the allotments.
They were twelve in number, each comprising half-an-acre of land. Three
cottages stood facing the allotments with their backs to the highroad.
One of these now appertained to the Duke. The _chef_ had done wonders;
all was clean and comfortable--though the furniture was, of course, very
plain. The dinner was excellent. A new spade, a new hoe, a new rake, and
a new wheelbarrow stood just within the door.
“Get up early and rub them over with dirt, Frank,” said the Duke as he
retired, well pleased, to rest.
The next morning also he breakfasted with excellent appetite.
“I beg your Grace’s pardon,” said Frank, “but your Grace will not forget
to be out of work?”
“I came here to be in work, Frank.”
“The men work on their allotments only in their spare time, your Grace.”
“I see, I see. Thank you, Frank. I will certainly be out of work, if
occasion arises to define precisely my economic position. I trust,
however, that this is not an inquisitive neighbourhood.”
It was not, as a rule. But just now there were special circumstances,
unknown to Frank--and to the Duke.
He began to dig at 9.30 A.M. His allotment had been a good deal
neglected, and the ground happened to be hard. Presently he found
himself afflicted with acute sensations in the back. He begun to wonder
what men on allotments did when they felt tired. A thought struck him--a
reminiscence of his wide and curious reading. Observing a small girl
seated on the railing which bordered the allotments he approached her.
“Child,” said he kindly, “be good enough to go to the nearest
public-house and fetch me a pint of four-’alf.”
“W’ere’s your money?” said the child.
The Duke had been too realistic; there was no money in his pocket. He
returned to his labours (he had promised himself to be independent of
Frank for at least three hours) with a sigh. The little girl laughed
scornfully, and then performed a somersault. The Duke was not quite
pleased.
By twelve o’clock his back was very bad and his hands blistered. His
corduroy trousers were cutting him at the back of the knees. Also it had
begun to rain. “I have the sensation vividly enough for the moment. I
will return to the cottage and have lunch,” he said to himself, throwing
down his spade. He had turned up a considerable amount of earth, and had
found some vegetables amongst it. He was not very clear what they were.
He picked up his coat, put it on, and began instinctively to feel for a
cigarette. No case was to be found.
“Oh, d--n that Frank!” said the Duke mechanically.
“Need you swear?” asked a voice suddenly.
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