England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
Seven o’clock found him seated before his brightly furnished
dining-table. The table was of deal, but it was covered with damask,
decked with silver, and ornamented by the chambertin. The Duke had a
fine appetite, and fell to cheerfully on Monsieur Alphonse’s creations;
these were studiously rural in their character--Watteau-like
confections. Monsieur Alphonse was dreaming of the Petit Trianon.
The cottage was not large; the sitting-room was in close proximity to
the door. A sharp rap of somebody’s knuckles on the door startled him,
just as he was finishing his first glass of chambertin. He was in
demi-toilette--a dress jacket and black tie. It should be added that,
although daylight prevailed outside, the blind of the window was
carefully drawn down.
The knock was repeated--rather impatiently. “Frank!” called the Duke in
a voice carefully modulated.
“I’m on my way, your Grace,” Frank answered, putting his head in at the
door. “I merely waited to put on a blanket over my dress-coat. Monsieur
Alphonse has got into bed. He looks very natural in his official apron,
your Grace.”
“Good,” said the Duke. “Don’t permit the person to enter.” He smiled
slightly as he regarded Frank, who had hastily assumed a red blanket,
striped with blue, and wore his hair brushed up straight from his head.
The next moment the Duke heard the door of the cottage open, and one of
the sweetest voices he had ever listened to in his life softly
pronouncing the question: “Oh, please, are you the man Devil?”
“I really ought to have recollected to tell Frank about that little
mistake of mine,” thought the Duke, smiling.
His smile, however, vanished as he heard Frank, in answer to the
question, shout with extraordinary vigour: “Yahoo, yahoo, yahoo!”
“This will never do,” said the Duke, rising and laying down his napkin.
“The fellow always over-acts. I said idiocy--not mania.”
It appeared to do very well, all the same, for the sweet voice remarked,
with no trace of surprise, “Oh, of course, you’re his poor brother;
mamma--I’m Miss Hordern, you know, Miss Angela Hordern--told me about
you. Please don’t let yourself become nervous or--or excited.”
Monsieur Alphonse’s voice suddenly broke forth, crying loudly: “I have
ze fevaar--ze fevaar--veri bad fevaar!”
“_Point de zele!_ Talleyrand was right,” said the Duke sadly.
“Who’s that?” cried Miss Angela. “Is some poor man ill in there? Oh,
it’s not Devil himself, is it?”
No answer came from Frank, unless a realistically idiotic chuckle,
faintly struggling, as it seemed to the Duke’s ears, with more natural
mirth, may be counted as such.
“I must see this girl,” said the Duke.
“I think I’d better call again to-morrow,” said Miss Angela. “I’m in a
hurry now--it’s Mothers’ Meeting night. I’ll come in to-morrow. Will you
give this to your brother? Mamma sent it. Can you understand me, poor
fellow?
“Yahoo, yahoo,” murmured Frank.
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