“Bill savvied courtin’ the ladies all right; yet he never took much
stock in petticoats till he met Slue-Foot Sue; but when he saw that gal
come ridin’ down the Río Grande on a catfish, it jest got next to him,
and he married her right off.
“I say right off--but she made him wait a few days till she could send
to San Antonio for a suitable and proper outfit, the principal garment
bein’ a big steel wire bustle, like all the women wore when they
dressed up in them days.
“Well, everything would have gone off fine, but on the very day of the
weddin’ Sue took a fool notion into her head that she jest had to ride
Widow-Maker. For a long time Bill wouldn’t hear to it, but finally
she begun to cry, and said Bill didn’t love her any more. Bill jest
couldn’t stand to see her cry; so he told her to go ahead but to be
keerful.
[Illustration: “_That gal come ridin’ down the Río Grande on a
catfish._”]
“Well, she got on that hoss, and he give about two jumps, and she left
the saddle. He throwed her so high that she had to duck as she went up
to keep from bumpin’ her head on the moon. Then she come down, landin’
right on that steel bustle, and that made her bounce up jest as high,
nearly, as she had went before. Well, she jest kept on bouncin’ like
that for ten days and nights, and finally Bill had to shoot her to keep
her from starvin’ to death. It nearly broke his heart. That was the
only time Bill had ever been known to shed tears, and he was so tore up
that he wouldn’t have nothin’ to do with a woman for two weeks.”
[2] A type of loop. Pronounced _hoolián_.
THE EXODUS OF PECOS BILL
Lanky had been sent for, and this was his last night in camp. His face
was tanned; he had gained in weight; he had earned money in his own
right. He felt that he was now a man.
He and his cronies sat around the fire in silence. Joe and the boys
would miss the kid, and he hated to leave. This silence wouldn’t do.
“What became of Pecos Bill?” asked Lanky.
“That would be hard to say,” said Joe, “hard to say. Everybody knows
he’s gone, jest like the open range and the longhorn steer; but jest
how and where he passed in his checks, I don’t suppose anybody will
ever find out for certain. A lot of the fellers that knowed him are
dead, and a lot of ’em has bad memories--a lot of the old-timers has
bad memories--and some of ’em are sech damn liars that you can’t go by
what they say.”
“You’ve seen Pecos Bill, haven’t you, Joe?” said Lanky.
“Well, yes, that is I seen him when I was a young buck. But I never
seen him die, and I never could find out jest how he was took off. I’ve
seen some mighty hot arguments on the subject, and I’ve knowed one or
two fellers to die with their boots on after gittin’ in a quarrel in
jest that way.”
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