“I heard one account a few years ago,” said Red, “that may be right.
There was a feller in Amarillo named Gabriel Asbury Jackson. He’d
worked his self out of a job in Kansas and had come to Texas to buck
the cigarette evil. One time he cornered a bunch of us that was too
drunk to make a git-away and begun talkin’ to us about smokin’.
“‘Young men,’ he says, ‘beware of cigarettes. You think you’re smart
to smoke a sack of Bull Durham every day, do you? Well, look at Pecos
Bill. A stalwart young man he was, tough as nails, a fine specimen. But
he got to foolin’ with cigarettes. What did they do for him?’ he says.
‘Why, nothin’ at first. But did he quit? No!’ he says. ‘He puffed away
for ninety years, but they finally got him. And they’ll git you, every
mother’s son of you, if you don’t leave ’em alone.’”
“That ain’t so,” said Joe. “That man was jest a liar. Cigarettes never
killed Pecos Bill. He was, however, a great smoker, but he never
smoked Bull Durham. He made him up a mixture of his own, the principal
ingredients bein’ Kentucky home-spun, sulphur, and gun-powder. Why, he
would have thought he was a sissy if he’d smoked Bull Durham.
“When the matches was scerce Bill used to ride out into a thunderstorm
and light his cigarette with a streak of lightnin’, and that’s no doubt
what’s back of a tale you hear every once in a while about him bein’
struck and kilt. But nobody that knows how Bill throwed a surcingle
over a streak of lightnin’ and rode it over Pike’s Peak will ever
believe that story.”
“I heard it was liquor that killed pore Bill,” said Hank.
“Must of been boot-leg,” said Red.
“Naw,” said Hank. “You see, Bill bein’ brought up as he was from tender
youth on whiskey and onions, was still a young man when whiskey lost
its kick for him. He got to puttin’ nitroglycerin in his drinks. That
worked all right for a while, but soon he had to go to wolf-bait; and
when that got so it didn’t work, he went to fish-hooks. Bill used to
say, rather sorrowful-like, that that was the only way he could git an
idear from his booze. But after about fifty years the fish-hooks rusted
out his interior parts and brought pore Bill to an early grave.”
“I don’t know who told you that windy,” said Joe. “It might of been
your own daddy. But it ain’t so. It’s jest another damn lie concocted
by them damn prohibition men.”
“I heard another tale,” said Red, “which may be right for all I know. I
heard that Bill went to Fort Worth one time, and there he seen a Boston
man who had jist come to Texas with a mail-order cowboy outfit on; and
when Bill seen him, he jist naturally laid down and laughed his self to
death.”
“That may be so,” said Joe, “but I doubt it. I heard one tale about
the death of Pecos Bill that I believe is the real correct and true
account.”
“And what was that?” asked Lanky.
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