In short, they all left off eating, and leaned back on their thrones,
with such a stupid and helpless aspect as made them ridiculous to
behold. When their hostess saw this, she laughed aloud; so did her four
damsels; so did the two and twenty serving men that bore the dishes,
and their two and twenty fellows that poured out the wine. And the
louder they all laughed, the more stupid and helpless did the two and
twenty gormandizers look. Then the beautiful woman took her stand in
the middle of the saloon, and stretching out a slender rod, (it had
been all the while in her hand, although they never noticed it till
this moment,) she turned it from one guest to another, until each had
felt it pointed at himself. Beautiful as her face was, and though there
was a smile on it, it looked just as wicked and mischievous as the
ugliest serpent that ever was seen; and fat-witted as the voyagers had
made themselves, they began to suspect that they had fallen into the
power of an evil-minded enchantress.
"Wretches," cried she, "you have abused a lady's hospitality; and in
this princely saloon your behavior has been suited to a hogpen. You are
already swine in everything but the human form, which you disgrace,
and which I myself should be ashamed to keep a moment longer, were you
to share it with me. But it will require only the slighest exercise of
magic to make the exterior conform to the hoggish disposition. Assume
your proper shapes, gormandizers, and begone to the sty!"
Uttering these last words, she waved her wand; and stamping her foot
imperiously, each of the guests was struck aghast at beholding, instead
of his comrades in human shape, one and twenty hogs sitting on the same
number of golden thrones. Each man (as he still supposed himself to
be) essayed to give a cry of surprise, but found that he could merely
grunt, and that, in a word, he was just such another beast as his
companions. It looked so intolerably absurd to see hogs on cushioned
thrones, that they made haste to wallow down upon all fours, like other
swine. They tried to groan and beg for mercy, but forthwith emitted
the most awful grunting and squealing that ever came out of swinish
throats. They would have wrung their hands in despair, but, attempting
to do so, grew all the more desperate for seeing themselves squatted on
their hams, and pawing the air with their fore trotters. Dear me! what
pendulous ears they had! what little red eyes, half buried in fat! and
what long snouts, instead of Grecian noses!
But brutes as they certainly were, they yet had enough of human nature
in them to be shocked at their own hideousness; and, still intending to
groan, they uttered a viler grunt and squeal than before. So harsh and
ear-piercing it was, that you would have fancied a butcher was sticking
his knife into each of their throats, or, at the very least, that
somebody was pulling every hog by his funny little twist of a tail.
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