“Before, I had contemplated retiring to a little distance
for the purpose of reflection. This last _coup_ of yours
necessitates a much further _recul_, withdrawal—a couple of
hundred miles at least, I have judged. And as far as I can see
I shall be some months—say ten—away. I am not wise enough to
take your action _au pied de la lettre_; nevertheless, you
may consider yourself free as women go. What I mean is you
need not trouble to restrain the exuberance of your exploits
in future. (What rubbish!) Let them develop naturally, right
up to _fiançailles_, or elsewhere. I have a very German idea.
Why should not girls have two or three fiancés? Not two or
three husbands. But fiancé, especially nowadays, is an elastic
term. Why shouldn’t fiancé take the place of husband? It is a
very respectable word: a very respectable state. But my idea
was that of a club, organized around the fiancée. You seem to
me cut out for such a club. A man might spend quite a pleasant
time with the other fiancés. A fine science of women would be
developed, perhaps along Oriental lines a little. Then a man
would remember the different clubs he had belonged to. Some
very beautiful women might have a sort of University settled
near them. To have belonged to one of these celebrated but
ephemeral institutions would insure a man success with less
illustrious queens. ‘He was a fiancé of Fräulein Stück’s,
you know,’ would carry prestige. You have Germanized me in a
horrible way! Anyhow, you may count on me should you think of
starting a little institution of that sort. My address for the
next few months will be 10 Waterford Street, London, W.C.—Yours,
“SORBETT.”
He spelt his name with two T’s because Bertha had never disciplined
herself to suppress final consonants.
Bertha was in her little kitchen. It was near the front door. Next to it
was her studio or _salon_, then bedroom: along a passage at right angles
the rooms rented by Clara Goenthner, her friend.
The letter had been laid on the table, by the side of which stood the
large gas-stove, like a safe, its gas stars, on top, blasting away
luridly at pans and saucepans with Bertha’s breakfast. While busying
herself with eggs and coffee, she gazed over her arm reflectively at the
letter. It was a couple of inches too far away for her to be able to read
it.
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